CLEAN JOKES :-
1. How do u keep ur husband away from reading ur emails ? A: Rename the mail folder " Instruction Manuals". 2. Wat is an adult Joke ? A: A joke that is more than 18 years old. 3. He: Do u luv me just bcos my father left me fortune ? She: No, Stupid, I'd luv u no matter who left you the money. 4. 2 days of power cut made life miserable in Delhi. Worst affected was families of Santa & Banta stuck for 48 hours on Delhi Metro Station ESCALATORS ! 5. Man b4 marriage - SUPERMAN. After marriage - GENTLEMAN. After 10 yrs - WATCHMAN. After 20 yrs - DOBERMAN. 6. Reality of life. You luv someone & u marry someone else. Person u marry becomes ur Husband or Wife and the one u loved becomes ur password of email ID. 7. If u call ur mother mum. wat will u call her younger and elder sisters ? A: MiniMUM & MaxiMUM. 8. Teacher: wat is 5 + 4 ? Mr. Bean: 9. Teacher: wat is 4 + 5 ? Mr. Bean: r u fooling me ? u just twisted figures. Its 6 !... SO FRIENDS, WHY NOT SHARE UR SMSes TOO ?
2006-11-13
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