CLEAN JOKES :-
1. How do u keep ur husband away from reading ur emails ? A: Rename the mail folder " Instruction Manuals". 2. Wat is an adult Joke ? A: A joke that is more than 18 years old. 3. He: Do u luv me just bcos my father left me fortune ? She: No, Stupid, I'd luv u no matter who left you the money. 4. 2 days of power cut made life miserable in Delhi. Worst affected was families of Santa & Banta stuck for 48 hours on Delhi Metro Station ESCALATORS ! 5. Man b4 marriage - SUPERMAN. After marriage - GENTLEMAN. After 10 yrs - WATCHMAN. After 20 yrs - DOBERMAN. 6. Reality of life. You luv someone & u marry someone else. Person u marry becomes ur Husband or Wife and the one u loved becomes ur password of email ID. 7. If u call ur mother mum. wat will u call her younger and elder sisters ? A: MiniMUM & MaxiMUM. 8. Teacher: wat is 5 + 4 ? Mr. Bean: 9. Teacher: wat is 4 + 5 ? Mr. Bean: r u fooling me ? u just twisted figures. Its 6 !... SO FRIENDS, WHY NOT SHARE UR SMSes TOO ?
2006-11-13 22:07:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good ones...here is one for you:
Kid: “dad, I got a role in the school play, I play a man who’s been married for twenty years”.
Father: “That’s great son. One day you’ll get a speaking part”.
2006-11-13 22:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
2 of them for you:- what's faulty with your cellular each and every time I call a voice comes that The subscriber u have dialed Is a monkey plz touch zoo for element ************ ********* ********* ********* * Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre consistent with haath ghumaya to aadha kilo honest & attractive mila
2016-10-17 06:23:15 · answer #2 · answered by mulry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice and clean jokes. Keep it-up.
2006-11-13 22:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by Hem 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a CLEAN joke site; no S & M's here!
2006-11-13 22:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i used to receive sms jokes... but now my frens and i kinda busy to keep up with sms jokes... sad :-(
2006-11-13 22:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2006-11-13 22:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by coolmankajogi 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one.. i liked it
2006-11-13 23:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-11-14 15:14:34 · answer #8 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋