All categories - 10 November 2006

Thumbs up or down?

A Jewish man is sitting on a train, when 3 Arab’s get into his compartment.
The Arab’s sit down, and the Jewish man is a little worried, but keeps quiet.
All is well for a little while, when one of the Arab men says “Hey JEW, go get us some coffee”. The Jewish man stands up to go get the coffee when the Arab says “take off one of your shoes and leave it here”! The Jewish man complies, and leaves to go get them some coffee.

When he returns, they take their coffee’s, and he picks up his shoe, “you Sh*t in my shoe” he said, and the Arab’s all laughed.

Another hour passes, and the Arab says “Hey Jew, go get us another coffee, and leave your other shoe”, not wanting any trouble, the Jew complied, left his shoe, and went to get the coffee.

He returns with the coffee, gives it to them, and picks up the other shoe “You sh*t in both my shoes”! At which the Arab’s start laughing again.

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2006-11-10 22:43:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am fed up of hearing people brag about it. They are just dicks who have nothing in their lives.

2006-11-10 22:43:38 · 17 answers · asked by Spadesboffin 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-10 22:43:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Birds

A boy in my college was first my friend.Then he proposed me & said i no to him. After some months i realised that i am in love with him.Now what i should do?

2006-11-10 22:42:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

John and David were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, John
suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed
there.
David promptly jumped in and saved him. He swam to the bottom of the
pool and pulled John out.

The medical director learned of David's heroic act. He immediately
ordered that David be discharged from the mental hospital, as he
considered

David to be OK.

The doctor said, "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The
good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have
regained
your sanity. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient
you
must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient whom you
saved
hanged
himself in the bathroom, and died."
David was quiet for a moment. Then he replied, "Doctor, he didn't hang
himself. I hung him there to
dry!"

2006-11-10 22:42:53 · 9 answers · asked by asdf 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Anyone elso out there love Dahboard Confessional? Whats your favorite song and album??

2006-11-10 22:42:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

They have said they will eliminate the tax breaks for "Big Oil". Do they think the oil companies will just eat the added expense? They will pass it on to the consumer. And Jim Oberstar (D-MN) will head the transportation committee, and he has said he will raise gas taxes to pay for projects. And I thought the Democrats were all about not raising taxes for the middle class?

2006-11-10 22:42:47 · 18 answers · asked by Just a guy 2 in Politics

really as unstable as they make out in the movies or is it just an excuse to show an action movie explosion

2006-11-10 22:42:45 · 2 answers · asked by ........ 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-10 22:42:43 · 14 answers · asked by kindaworried 2 in Corporations

who was the last person that made ur heart flutter?

2006-11-10 22:42:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I offer training in Relaxation and Stress Management and have worked for several organisations through word of mouth from my one-to-one sessions and found it very rewarding. I'd be interested to find out what you think is the best way to approach organisations for this type of work.

2006-11-10 22:42:37 · 2 answers · asked by HolisticHealth 1 in Mental Health

2006-11-10 22:42:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

my son is 3months old .i give him breat milk .and his feeding was well and fine.but now a days he has become too playfull,hes wide eyed.he keeps on looking things around him.gets distracted easily.i used to feed him now in a little dark room.but he keeps seeing my face and gets distracted.what shall i do?

2006-11-10 22:42:29 · 20 answers · asked by jassi 2 in Newborn & Baby

There in a boy in my class, he looks at me all the time and when he learned that i play the piano he suddenly started becomeming interested in my music instrument and he always tries to make my nervous because he takes things i heve in my desk and he wants me to chase him but i never do that so he dissapoints and he starts to look at me again for all the seven hours we are together in class in our school. Why does he do that? Does he hates me? I can't understand, i have never done anything bad to him.

2006-11-10 22:42:24 · 11 answers · asked by Melany 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-10 22:42:23 · 5 answers · asked by Don G 2 in Words & Wordplay

my ex had a gf and he had so much problems wit her and so we become gud friends,i shared his problems,gave him advices and make him forget abt sadness.later on,we were goin out,in REAL LUV.un4tunately then i got stressed out wit my family and i broke up wit him.we never tlk/look @ each ohter since that.but then sumthin happened and we became frends agen.after a week he asked me out.we dated agen for the second time.this time i realised i luv him so much.but sumthin were wrong that kept us argueing almost EVERYDAY!we went out for 3weeks then he got stressed out of arguments and HE decided to break up,he said he doesnt want to argue wit me nemore.i heard our frends said he still likez me a LITTLE.ive tlked to him tat IM STIL LUVIN HIM n want him back.but he said he wanted 2b free and wans 2b my frend.i cried alot.yesterday we hang out at my frend's house,i ACTed close to one of his frend(he thought i like this guy!)when we had dinner,he initiatively sat NEXT TO me.im confused abt that!!

2006-11-10 22:42:08 · 3 answers · asked by ABZ 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

Denis Leary.

2006-11-10 22:41:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I would like to do an internship in India before i apply. Where can i get info about places that offer such inetrnships if any ?

2006-11-10 22:41:52 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Studying Abroad

2006-11-10 22:41:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

To make and receive payments through ebay? I use paypal, but it takes money out when Ive sold something, a couple of quid. There cheques and Postal Orders. I know it takes longer to clear, but Ill keep all the money I actually sold it at. Im not sure how postal orders work though. I dont know what to do.I have looked on the ebay site, but it doesnt help me, just confuses me. Anyone who doesnt use paypal, please can you let me know what you do? thanks! x

2006-11-10 22:41:34 · 15 answers · asked by ms_jaffa_cake 2 in Internet

2006-11-10 22:41:11 · 3 answers · asked by dipika7777 1 in India

Been chasing the tiny blighter around my Lounge for hours. Spraying hasn't worked. It zooms in when my back is turned.....bites.....and disappears.
How does it do that? They are not Malarial here thank God. But they Bloody hurt!

2006-11-10 22:41:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Injuries

i hope i woke some of you'se up because this is getting boring.but anyway i think popeye cause im fd if i could eat a can of spinach.
i'm popeye the sailor man i live in a garbage can where the girls are so good i show them my pud im popeye the sailor man.
well im guessin' thats not funny i didnt hear anyone laughin'.well it looks like bluto will have to look after it from here.i hope i didnt make any one laugh it would be so degrading.

2006-11-10 22:40:56 · 6 answers · asked by BUSHIDO 7 in Martial Arts

2006-11-10 22:40:54 · 2 answers · asked by kindaworried 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-11-10 22:40:52 · 9 answers · asked by ღ 4 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-11-10 22:40:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

Arrange these words into a meaningful sentence "love ever u hate me like heart for if u never in life"

2006-11-10 22:40:50 · 4 answers · asked by mosinlion 1 in Words & Wordplay

What do you people think of Indian Judicial system, we have so many courts, why are cases not heard, why are there so many under trails in custody.

I happen to visit a few courts randomly, I noticed one thing most comman, the judge does not want to proceed with the case in front of him / her, asks the lawyers of both sides, when next date is suitable for both sides, meaning layers.

The cases get dragged on and on for years and even then there is no proper justice.

It is only when a foreign national is concerened that you have fast track judgement, that is purely for tourism.

Your comments please.

2006-11-10 22:40:46 · 7 answers · asked by ashok kumar 3 in Law & Ethics

Jail costs, deportation costs, public services, and so forth?

2006-11-10 22:40:43 · 11 answers · asked by gokart121 6 in Immigration

2006-11-10 22:40:40 · 16 answers · asked by vladutz 1 in Religion & Spirituality