John and David were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, John
suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed
there.
David promptly jumped in and saved him. He swam to the bottom of the
pool and pulled John out.
The medical director learned of David's heroic act. He immediately
ordered that David be discharged from the mental hospital, as he
considered
David to be OK.
The doctor said, "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The
good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have
regained
your sanity. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient
you
must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient whom you
saved
hanged
himself in the bathroom, and died."
David was quiet for a moment. Then he replied, "Doctor, he didn't hang
himself. I hung him there to
dry!"
2006-11-10 22:42:53 · 9 answers · asked by asdf 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
2006-11-10 22:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah hahahahahahahahahaha
i could not stop laughing!!
The story seems so serious at first and then when the other patient confessed he hung him to dry, it's so hilarious :P
2006-11-11 06:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by halokitty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As we say in Belfast that's a CRACKER LMAO
2006-11-11 06:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute.
2006-11-11 06:53:00 · answer #4 · answered by redsnowykitten 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked it, lol
2006-11-11 07:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i enjoyed this one.gd.
2006-11-11 06:51:08 · answer #6 · answered by malika 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is FUNNY !!! did you come up with this ???? good job!!
2006-11-11 06:47:51 · answer #7 · answered by babygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, good.
2006-11-11 06:51:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMHO!!
2006-11-11 06:59:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋