Thumbs up or down?
A Jewish man is sitting on a train, when 3 Arab’s get into his compartment.
The Arab’s sit down, and the Jewish man is a little worried, but keeps quiet.
All is well for a little while, when one of the Arab men says “Hey JEW, go get us some coffee”. The Jewish man stands up to go get the coffee when the Arab says “take off one of your shoes and leave it here”! The Jewish man complies, and leaves to go get them some coffee.
When he returns, they take their coffee’s, and he picks up his shoe, “you Sh*t in my shoe” he said, and the Arab’s all laughed.
Another hour passes, and the Arab says “Hey Jew, go get us another coffee, and leave your other shoe”, not wanting any trouble, the Jew complied, left his shoe, and went to get the coffee.
He returns with the coffee, gives it to them, and picks up the other shoe “You sh*t in both my shoes”! At which the Arab’s start laughing again.
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2006-11-10 22:43:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When the Jew reaches his destination, he gets up to leave the carriage, when the Arab asks “Hey JEW, when are us ARAB’S and you JEWS gonna start getting along?”
To which the Jew replies “when you stop Sh*tting in my shoes, and I stop P*ssing in your coffee”.
What do you think? lol
2006-11-10 22:43:54 · update #1
that made me laugh outloud thanks. try this" one if iraq attacked jordan from behind would greece help?"
2006-11-10 22:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by go getter 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
3
2006-11-11 06:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by kam_1261 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Thumbs up
2006-11-11 06:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Is'nt that a play on a Billy Connelly football joke?
2006-11-12 12:43:49 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Made me chuckle. Thumbs up
2006-11-11 07:05:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thumbs mid-way I think
2006-11-11 06:57:22 · answer #6 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thumbs up! Deffo!
2006-11-11 06:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Thumbs up :)
2006-11-11 06:56:45 · answer #8 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
a little unkind but quite funny
2006-11-11 13:53:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1st class big thumbs uo lmoa
2006-11-11 06:51:03 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
thumbs down.
2006-11-11 06:49:13 · answer #11 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋