Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up:
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Johnny was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out
to
the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring and took little Johnny aside to ask
him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
" No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Raiders, but I was too embarrassed
to
say that in front of the other kids.
2006-11-09
04:12:30
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