Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up:
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Johnny was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out
to
the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring and took little Johnny aside to ask
him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
" No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Raiders, but I was too embarrassed
to
say that in front of the other kids.
2006-11-09 04:12:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...that had me crackin up...my sides hurt, im in tears and i dribbled soda all down me and my keyboard! lol Ill have to tell my mom that...she ♥ the Raiders! he he
2006-11-09 04:15:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
i can't lie, it is the only comedian tale i heard interior the day that made me chortle and wager what it particularly is 12 o' clock, my mother and father are sound asleep of their room, so i couldn'r snigger making sound, yet i grew to become into loss of existence to snigger out loud, my abdomen is paining. i stored the discomfort of my snigger for 2moro, thnx lots...
2016-10-03 11:10:18 · answer #2 · answered by riesgo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That Johnny! He's Something Else! LOL.
Have a great Friday! Thanks for the laughs.
2006-11-09 21:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!
But that was OLD Joke.
2006-11-09 07:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by lilmisslouievuitton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Precious children!!!!
2006-11-09 04:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by tobeyp2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhh if his daddy find out what he said he'll wup his a** but good.
2006-11-09 06:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. What a clever kid.
2006-11-09 04:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 08:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - I would be embarrassed too! Thumbs up!!
2006-11-09 04:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha........that's is Little Johnny........the smart boy.......I love him...LOL
2006-11-09 04:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋