1.A black baby is given a pair of wings,by the fairy...
The baby asked "Does this mean Im an Angel?"
Fairy laughs, And replied "Of Course not, you charcoal girl !Ambicious Your a BAT?and you can start flying now..now Na
2. Teacher: Okay class, lets take a picture...remembrance.. So that someday you can say that...Oy!This Juan is already a doctor! Oy! This Marie is nurse now! Oy Paulo, is a lawyer now!
Harry: Ah... Mam hmm is dead already!
3. A Philosophy teavher challenging a student of her faith in God..
Teacher: To see is to believe. Have you seen God?
Student: No sir, I haven't.
Teacher:Then there is no God.
Student: Sir, may i ask you a question? Have you seen your brain?
teacher: No
Student (to the whole class) My dear classmates,
lets all go home, Sir has no brain..
2006-11-08
22:28:15
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