Good, Bad, Worse
Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.
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A man and a woman were arguing as to who has more right over their child. And they go to a judge.
Woman tells judge that since she carried the child for 9 months, she has more right.
Man tells judge: When you keep a dollar into a vending machine and a cola pops out, who does the cola belong to, the man........ or the vending machine???
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2006-10-24
00:45:07
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