All categories - 24 October 2006

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal". The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins!! If you've seen Juan you've seen Ahmal."

2006-10-24 05:39:37 · 4 answers · asked by Nunya M 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Is there something wrong with the old one?

2006-10-24 05:39:33 · 7 answers · asked by Smart Girl 3 in Internet

the earlier wrongs pave a way for future rights. so go for the falilures which occured due wrong decisions and steps taken to over come. it so goes with history. then tell your story.

2006-10-24 05:39:30 · 21 answers · asked by prince47 7 in Psychology

why can't they be happy with who they with

2006-10-24 05:39:29 · 12 answers · asked by karen s 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-24 05:39:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-24 05:39:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Halloween

Was is wrong with this country? Danielle Wails should not be freed...

2006-10-24 05:39:22 · 23 answers · asked by Hacker 3 in Law Enforcement & Police

Me and My boyfriend are Virgos, we've been going out for 4 years and I'm wondering when he's going to propose?? He keeps dragging his feet and I'm wondering is he going to pop the question soon?? and will we work out?? I was born August 27th 1985 and he was born Sept 12 1984 if that helps, Thanks!

2006-10-24 05:39:20 · 8 answers · asked by Pink Girl 4 in Horoscopes

They are sending the message "Welcome to Beginner Lounge 4, user name, THIS LOUNGE IS OWNED! **** OFF NIKI" over and over using all the user names of the people in the room who would like to play. Some of the table names used are zz_t0p_zz7,8,9,etc. Messages are being sent by different names royatop67, saeed_med19, safihunk, saharsss2006, sahel_tara2000, etc.

2006-10-24 05:39:15 · 2 answers · asked by Beth E 1 in Card Games

2006-10-24 05:39:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I´m not american, so I ask:
Do you really think that USA is the owner of the universe?

2006-10-24 05:39:10 · 32 answers · asked by Ivanovich1969 1 in Royalty

oh... its an experiment!

2006-10-24 05:39:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-10-24 05:39:06 · 4 answers · asked by mousecurtain 2 in Galway

2006-10-24 05:39:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

2006-10-24 05:39:05 · 3 answers · asked by earthkarma1 1 in Men's Health

Hillary Clinton for President and Obama as her running mate for Vice President.

2006-10-24 05:39:00 · 12 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Elections

hannibal barca was a great leader and won a lot of battles. i am supposed to write a paper on how he was able to lose the war

2006-10-24 05:38:52 · 2 answers · asked by skittles 2 in Homework Help

i got flashed going threw a red light last week and ive got the paper work today, what right do I have? can I ask for the picture? I recently heard on the radio that you dont have to say who was driving. Is there any loophole of getting round this?

2006-10-24 05:38:51 · 23 answers · asked by Blade 3 in Law Enforcement & Police

My son and five of his friends are turning 30 this year and having a big party. My son wants his family and friends to be there when he proposes marriage to "the one". He wants to do it in a unique way. I cannot for the life of me come up with any suggestions. Can anyone help????

2006-10-24 05:38:50 · 8 answers · asked by carolyn_fw 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I want detailes about my questions for my class ninth physics project.

2006-10-24 05:38:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

I was given sulfa for a UTI and developed a rash 8 days after taking the antibiotic. I called the dr. and he told me to stop taking it and to take Benadryl. I was just wondering if anyone can give me an estimate as to how long it will take this rash to go away. It seems like it is getting worse instead of better at the moment. I stopped taking the antibiotic on Sunday morning when the rash first started and have a dinner party to go to this coming Sunday, do you think it will be gone by then?

2006-10-24 05:38:49 · 4 answers · asked by sooz 3 in Allergies

Yesterday, my 6.5 mos daughter started licking her chin, she looks really funny, but is already starting to get a rash from her saliva.
She's already got her bottom teeth and the top ones are not through the gum yet, but they're about to.
I told my mother-in-law and she told me with my neice (whom she has raised) that the dr said to put carmex on the rash.
I just wanted to share this bit of knowledge with any other new parents and see if ya'll had any other suggestions

2006-10-24 05:38:48 · 5 answers · asked by Laura R 3 in Newborn & Baby

My home is only 5 years old. We have had the insurance people to look at it and they all agree that it is a manufacturing error when the shingles were placed on the roof. So now I am paying for a home that could fall in on us at anytime. When my husband removed the vents under the roof we had pieces of the frame work fall out along with pieces of the plywood that is under the roofing paper. What are my options other that fixing it myself?

2006-10-24 05:38:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

A. Since he's in good health, he doesn't need to worry about restoring fluids.
B. He needs to stretch his muscles because they become harder during the aging process.
C. He should use slow movement—not fast, jerky motion—when he exercises.
D. He's too old to start an exercise program.

2006-10-24 05:38:43 · 4 answers · asked by Rachel F 1 in Homework Help

Does anyone know what hard core music is?

2006-10-24 05:38:42 · 5 answers · asked by cherrysours28 1 in Music

Is it a decision you make in your head or does it need to be backed up by actions such as avoiding the person in question?I guess what im asking is: Is it possible to detach without actually avoiding the person in question?

2006-10-24 05:38:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Do u believe this?
Why?

2006-10-24 05:38:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I owe this particular company (credit cards) and now I am able to finally start to pay the monies that i owe.......i have written to the company the lawyer they retained, and i even sent my first payment that i promised to pay every two weeks.......the retaining lawyer for the company went and filed a summons against me, even after i told them that the firm that was assisting me would be in contact...then the attorney told me that the company does not have to take the payment that i can afford.........Is this legal......

2006-10-24 05:38:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

my mom and children need there furnace fixed and cant seem to locate anyone that would show up. If you know anyone that will repair her furnace and live in the decatur nebraska area just email me and let me know please.

2006-10-24 05:38:27 · 4 answers · asked by angelxxx4u2 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

there is a drilling company owned an run by the Chinese government drilling and exporting american oil. should this be allowed?

2006-10-24 05:38:26 · 7 answers · asked by staqk3 2 in Other - Politics & Government