Ken walked into a market with his ten-year-old son, Billy. Billy is spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth.
As they walk through the market someone bumps into Billy and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat. Immediately, he starts choking, going blue in the face.
Ken starts panicking and shouting for help.
A well dressed middle-aged woman is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of Billy's balls and squeezes, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds, Billy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman catches in her free hand. The woman hands the coin to Ken and walks back to the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that Billy has suffered no lasting ill-effects, Ken rushes over to the woman and starts effusively thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before! It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"Good heavens, no," the woman replies. "I'm a Divorce Attorney."
2006-10-20
18:23:28
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