Bubba died and went to hell. He had been a boozer and a druggie. He arrived Sunday night. Someone came up to him to see how he was doing. Bubba was scared and didn't know what to expect. So the guy said well do you like drinking. Bubba said "I love drinking", so the guy said well, you're going to love Monday because we have beer, wine, whisky, gin, scotch...all you can drink. Bubba said Wow, this hell thing ain't so bad after all. Then the guy said do you like drugs? Bubba was ecstatic...I LOVE drugs. The guy said well then your going to love Tuesdays we get all the drugs we want, PCP, heroin, pot, LSD, cocaine and there's no worry of overdose because we're already dead. Bubba couldn't believe his good fortune. He was loving hell. Then the guy said, are you gay? Bubba said no. The guy said well then you're going to HATE Wednesdays.
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2006-10-16
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