Bubba died and went to hell. He had been a boozer and a druggie. He arrived Sunday night. Someone came up to him to see how he was doing. Bubba was scared and didn't know what to expect. So the guy said well do you like drinking. Bubba said "I love drinking", so the guy said well, you're going to love Monday because we have beer, wine, whisky, gin, scotch...all you can drink. Bubba said Wow, this hell thing ain't so bad after all. Then the guy said do you like drugs? Bubba was ecstatic...I LOVE drugs. The guy said well then your going to love Tuesdays we get all the drugs we want, PCP, heroin, pot, LSD, cocaine and there's no worry of overdose because we're already dead. Bubba couldn't believe his good fortune. He was loving hell. Then the guy said, are you gay? Bubba said no. The guy said well then you're going to HATE Wednesdays.
Rate this joke 1 to 10.
2006-10-16 18:00:38 · 29 answers · asked by butrcupps 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Geez, some of you guys have to lighten up. It's a joke. It is not bashing gays. You could change the line to "are you straight?", Bubba says no...the guy says then you're going to HATE Wednesdays.C'mon, it's funny.
2006-10-16 18:17:21 · update #1
i can't vote yet but if you pick mine as best answer i'll have enough points to vote!!!
2006-10-16 18:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
4
2006-10-17 01:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by narik 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's a 10!
2006-10-17 01:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by SuzieQ92 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
3 1/2
2006-10-17 01:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by stacybug 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So so. About a 7.
2006-10-17 01:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by hopeless 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
8 1/2.
2006-10-17 01:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was very funny!!! As for gay bashing??? You weren't. If they don't like it, the can go to the "Gay & lesbian category.
No offence to any one. Sorry if I offended.
Oh I rate that joke 10.
2006-10-17 01:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-10-17 10:34:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 it was a good joke. Some people have no sense of humor.
2006-10-17 01:04:47 · answer #9 · answered by justdoinmyjob 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1st heard this joke about a year ago and when i read it again i still piss*d myself!
Never mind all the boring folk who cant take a joke!
2006-10-17 08:49:39 · answer #10 · answered by fat_arse 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahah.... 9 fo sho. That was pretty funny
2006-10-17 01:03:14 · answer #11 · answered by alkdjf 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋