All categories - 12 October 2006

Do you think it's a good idea to have one?
Or do you think this holiday is bogus?

2006-10-12 06:03:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Little Johnny Jokes"

Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents` room.

Finally, one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah...well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again." The boy responds, "That won`t work!" His mom says, "Why not?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!

2006-10-12 06:03:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm a college student not sure of my major patrly because I'm not sure its the right one for me. I am a type who is multifaceted. i planned to be a College Prof. and when I talked to my current professors, they told me although the job is great, it's a hard road on the way to getting a Master's or a Doc. degree. I feel passionate about the conection I feel when i interact with people on an intellectual level, whether I am listening or talking. Now, on the other hand, my mother wants me to bea doctor. She says I'll always have a job, and I wil be independent. The surplusses ofbeing a doctor is 1)the money 2)job security 3)helping ppl. I can do it, but I'm wondering..If I'm not passionate about something now,is there a chance I can learn to love it in the future? Will the money make anything better? I know money isnt everything, but barely surviving is a lot worse. My main perception of doctors are helpers of ppl. College Profs. tell me about ur job experiences love it? don't? Docs too?

2006-10-12 06:02:50 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Philosophy

2006-10-12 06:02:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Why or why not?

2006-10-12 06:02:46 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Psychology

Does anyone know the words to the A. A. Milne poem Pinkle Purr?

2006-10-12 06:02:46 · 2 answers · asked by starmoishe 4 in Quotations

If I did decide to do something about this, who would I need to tell and get in contact with?

2006-10-12 06:02:39 · 51 answers · asked by nashvillekat 6 in Friends

2006-10-12 06:02:37 · 4 answers · asked by Ellan M 3 in Software

dont use the word love in your question or the c_g bot will advertise in it. I guess that the name for today its a program ment to sniff at these keyword and place advertisements in them which kinda sux because yahoo will delete my profile for using something little and stupid on a question or answer but not a bot that is annoying the h e ll at of me

2006-10-12 06:02:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-10-12 06:02:36 · 8 answers · asked by MilesHigh 1 in Cooking & Recipes

I REALLY LIKE THIS GUY I THINK HE LIKES ME BUT IAM NOT SURE I WANT TO ASK HIM IF HE WILL GO OUT WITH ME BUT I THINK HE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME HE IS REALLY CUTE FUNNY AND VERRY NICE HOW SHOULD I ASK OR IF I SHOULD WAIT FOR HIM TO ASK ME

2006-10-12 06:02:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

My son wants to know if it's a felony to address a Massachusetts governor ANYTHING except "Your Excellency, SIR!!!"...

I have a 1966 edition of the Webster's dictionary that has a "Gazetteer" on the back pages that tells its readers how to write to a government official;under "Governors:, it says "To The Hono(u)rable Gov. ???(except the States of Massachusetts and Maine, where it's "To Your Excellency, the Hono(u)rable, Gov. ???"...

And from what my son learned in junior high school a few years ago, it's a FELONY(first offense?) punishable by (he thinks)at least 6 months in Walpole State Prison(???)/$10,000 fine just for ACCIDENTLY NOT addressing Gov[in this case, Mitt Romney] by the ONLY acceptable title of "Your Excellency"...and that the Massachusetts State Police troopers are VERY STRICT about this!...

Can someone pleaseclarify this(State Police troopers on Capitol Security detail OK'd, as well)???...

Now, I'M scared about asking this as well...

2006-10-12 06:02:28 · 2 answers · asked by baldwin91006 4 in Law Enforcement & Police

Railroad Crossing, Look Out For Cars. Can You Spell That Without Any R's?

2006-10-12 06:02:26 · 8 answers · asked by alicia_henderson85 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-12 06:02:16 · 1 answers · asked by marsh 1 in Other - General Health Care

I am very good looking, outgoing and fun to be around but for some reason I never get approached, they only get intrigued by my tattoos, ask questions and then go on their marry way.

2006-10-12 06:02:14 · 21 answers · asked by Ms. Budweiser 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

i need somewhere where i can increase my typing speed on the internet for free

2006-10-12 06:02:13 · 10 answers · asked by TMIKE 1 in Internet

If a dead beat father moves and you don't konw his new address, how do you go about finding out his residence? I don't even know the name of the town. The ******* has never really paid his child support and owes me thousands of dollars. Besides going to an investigater...How can I get this ******* caught and to pay up?

Please single moms out there with dead beat baby daddys... Help me out.

2006-10-12 06:02:09 · 8 answers · asked by A_Chiki 1 in Parenting

2006-10-12 06:02:08 · 17 answers · asked by TimKo69 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

i'm not sure what the song is called, but it just came on the radio, and it goes something like this: I just wanna be with you, even if you gotta lie, i just wanna be with you

2006-10-12 06:02:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-12 06:02:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

Dish is cheaper and I have never been impressed with Direct TV since they bought out Primestar

2006-10-12 06:01:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am looking to try my hand at cake decorating, I need a good book that teaches the basics.

2006-10-12 06:01:49 · 10 answers · asked by wellington74631 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-10-12 06:01:48 · 8 answers · asked by gehonney 2 in Other - Politics & Government

hairy anuses? Cuz I know that guys all do. There is hair coming out everywhere. I was wondering if girls get hair on their anus as well. I know they get fuzz on their cheeks, but I mean right up inside the crack.

2006-10-12 06:01:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

it's either the numbers 3,5,8, or all real numbers

2006-10-12 06:01:41 · 10 answers · asked by sammy 1 in Mathematics

I am going to a formal event, and am unsure as to what kind of jewelry I should wear with my dress. It is a salsa style long dress, halter top. For example, do you wear a necklace with a halter dress; and do you wear big fancier earrings or smaller stud ones?? I am also unsure as to do my hair up or down?

2006-10-12 06:01:38 · 66 answers · asked by Megan Q 1 in Hair

Is having mixed feelings on a certain person such as a friend or an actor, etc normal? Anyone delt with having mixed feelings before?

2006-10-12 06:01:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Yes you would get the cool X-ray eyes, chain saw hands and stuff, But you'd still have that pesky no harm to humans program stuck inside you and you may get enslaved by humans for menial tasks................

2006-10-12 06:01:35 · 6 answers · asked by MaddDogg 2 in Jokes & Riddles