"Little Johnny Jokes"
Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents` room.
Finally, one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah...well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again." The boy responds, "That won`t work!" His mom says, "Why not?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!
2006-10-12 06:03:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is actually quite funny!!
I hope u post more jokes l8er!!
=)
2006-10-12 06:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.. fat people need head too.
2006-10-12 06:05:56 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaah ... liked that one =0)
2006-10-12 06:19:46 · answer #3 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO......little johnny is always cute.........hahahaha
2006-10-12 06:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you made me LOL
2006-10-12 06:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.
2006-10-12 06:10:11 · answer #6 · answered by wingnutrosie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-10-12 06:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny
2006-10-12 06:07:33 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-12 07:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT?!!!!!
2006-10-12 06:15:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋