All categories - 11 October 2006

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart *** student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. "Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

2006-10-11 10:46:45 · 17 answers · asked by THJE 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I traveled there for study abroad, and fell in love with it, and I would really love to move back and work! What can I do so that I can move there and stay legally?

2006-10-11 10:46:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Spain

2006-10-11 10:46:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I wanna download flash 8 pro but it keeps saying suin like could not find engine in package or some crap about a engine. why is it doing this and how do i fix it?

2006-10-11 10:46:39 · 3 answers · asked by seamorebuts444 1 in Software

2006-10-11 10:46:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

And which tour? Me? I would either see The Wall or The Division Bell tour. (Or was it the PULSE tour? My Floyd trivia leaves me blank.)

Or maybe I would go to Woodstock. Where would you go?

(No, classic bands does not include Fiddy Cent, Britney Spears, or Notorius BIG. I mean a BAND, not a singer, that has been together for over five years and will probably be heard for decades to come. Beatles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd... oh, and sure, the OLD Green Day, Metallica, Nirvana, etc. and so on... Sonny and Cher and other duet couples work, though, as long as they are recognizable!)

2006-10-11 10:46:38 · 15 answers · asked by Leafy 6 in Music

2006-10-11 10:46:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

im in a relationship already but the guy was cutier than than the guy i go with now should i cheat,bump the guy i go with or neither?

2006-10-11 10:46:35 · 12 answers · asked by ty_wanted@yahoo.com 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

thinkn reguarding England - emp/thermite/gun/cut the power cord?
has to be some sort of common paper/link on the matter.

2006-10-11 10:46:34 · 9 answers · asked by honorablepassion 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

i have decide to probe crybaby and supersuck.any one else want to?LOL :p

2006-10-11 10:46:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where you could filter by singer, composer, album, genre, etc.? It would be very helpful

2006-10-11 10:46:29 · 2 answers · asked by cornyh 3 in Music

2006-10-11 10:46:17 · 8 answers · asked by syrious 5 in Higher Education (University +)

I never have and Ive lived in 7 different states and in major cities. Do they have planes over there?

2006-10-11 10:46:09 · 8 answers · asked by juju 3 in Anthropology

my whole life,,, i know im chubby but like is it all about looks

2006-10-11 10:45:59 · 23 answers · asked by rp r 1 in Singles & Dating

my teacher was very specific and she wants this thingy about the first text book in North America, so if oyu find anything on that you will get best answer. ( if nobody comes up with that, I'll choose the most informative answer)

2006-10-11 10:45:52 · 7 answers · asked by Brasilian_cutie_pie 3 in Other - Education

You know, the strip that you strike the match against? Thanks!

2006-10-11 10:45:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

For nearly a year now, my husband and I both have experienced many of the same medical problems: extreme unexplained weight loss, fatigue, and frequent urination. I no longer suffer from the tiredness but my husband still does as well as extreme hunger. Is it possible that we could both have Diabetes and is it normal for a couple to have symptoms at the same time like this?

2006-10-11 10:45:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diabetes

2006-10-11 10:45:46 · 6 answers · asked by sonia 1 in Women's Health

It's my boyfriend's sixteenth birthday in three days, and I'm still stumped about what to get him for it. He likes hockey, likes music such as Rise Against and Billy Talent, but has every CD you could ever think of, so definitely not a CD. He's not a bling kind of guy either. Help me out please, I seriously need some advice!

2006-10-11 10:45:41 · 8 answers · asked by cutestuff 2 in Singles & Dating

i have really bad acne and everyone knows that your not supose to pick and touch your face but cant help it i always do it specialy when im bored and doing nothing.what do you sugest???

2006-10-11 10:45:38 · 19 answers · asked by ........ 4 in Other - Skin & Body

I dont wat to die or anything, just want to get off it for a while. \just found out about a death of an ex student of mine and want to deal with it a while before I rejoin humanity. Any ideas of how to do this?

2006-10-11 10:45:38 · 6 answers · asked by helen p 4 in Other - Society & Culture

If not why?

2006-10-11 10:45:34 · 27 answers · asked by Jegis H. Corbet 4 in Television

My sil has a problem we have been to 3 doctors and had a cat scan and they keep saying nothing is wrong with her but now she has diffrent symptons.

It started 2 yrs ago in her right ear where it make a loud swishing nose and its loud enough where it at night keeps her up in the past 2 weeks she has been getting nose bleeds 2 a day and heavy then she started getting dizzy spells which will last from 5 min to 10 sec. At first she thought it was her allergys but its getting worse with the ear noise,bloodly nose and dizzy spells. She does take blood pressure meds but thats it.. If anyone knows what this could be can you please let us know. We have been to doc after doc and they say oh she is fine go home but now diffrent things are going on and still no answers. HELP ... I am worried

2006-10-11 10:45:34 · 2 answers · asked by Alexis221 4 in Women's Health

That I came up to you and said a pick up line, or just acted casual and asked you out to dinner so we could get to know each other.
Pick up line= do you know cpr, cause you just took my breath away.

2006-10-11 10:45:28 · 17 answers · asked by jackalope_00 2 in Singles & Dating

I am entering a speech contest with sum friends and i need a good song we can lipsync to. it has to a have a boy part and a girl part! Also i am entering another contest and i need to make a outfit out of recycable materials! plz help!!
i need serious answers for the outfit!the song can be funny or watever but mainly funny plz and it has to be a song with little to none bad words it is for skool!! best answer gets 10 points!
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2006-10-11 10:45:27 · 3 answers · asked by SupermanLover3 2 in Homework Help

I know this woman, she is in her late 20's now and she swears that she use to get into physical fights with demons in her bedroom when she was about 13. I have known her about 10 years and she doesn't seem insane from what I can tell.

She said she would get into fist fights with this one paticular demon every so often and even had bruises and broken stuff in her room because of the fights.

She honestly believed this happened and said it happened because she was so strong in her Christian beliefs that the demons tried to attack her because her faith angered them.

Do you think someone can get into a fist fight with a demon? Do you think she is crazy or was she actually physically attacked by demons?

I personally think that it did not happen. What do you think?

2006-10-11 10:45:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

(shop lifting)

2006-10-11 10:45:16 · 7 answers · asked by mkechap2000 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

what country's are the US occuping militarily?

2006-10-11 10:45:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military