2006-10-11 10:46:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.
The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied, "No, not at all."
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.
2006-10-12 07:01:08 · answer #1 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Prince Charles visiting America in a chauffered limousine. After his engagements they were heading back to where he was staying. Prince Charles says ' I say this car's beautiful what's it like to drive?' The chauffer replies ' fantastic your highness, best car I've drove.' Charles says.......' could I have a go?' Chauffer says, ' that's more than my job's worth, what if you had an accident?'...After pestering the chauffer for a try Charles says ' look you must be tired why don't you have 10 minutes nap on the back seat I'll be very careful' The chauffer says 'o.k. but were in a 40mph. zone stick to it' Charles is driving along, sees the chauffer's asleep & puts his foot down. He's doing 180mph when he's flagged down by a cop. 'O.K. bud wind the window down' he says. He takes a look at Charles & radio's the station. 'Sarge I got a big problem here, this guy's doing 180mph in a 40 zone I don't wanna book him because he's important' 'Is he more important than the chief of police' sarge says. 'Yep' came the reply....... 'Is he a senator?'.........'Nope sarge, more important than that'........'What!! is it the president?'.....'No sarge more important than him'.........'Who is it then?'.....'Dunno sarge, but he's got Prince Charles as his fu***ng chauffer!!!'
2006-10-12 03:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chinaman go's to doc's an say's ,me got berryache cant go to toiret, doc has a look an say's your constipated take these pill's an come back in 3 day's , 3 day's later doc ask's have you moved yet ,C say's no me not move yet ,doc say's take these double strenght pill's they should do the trick see me in three day's , C go's back doc say's have you moved yet , C say's no me not moved yet ,doc say's well take these megapills an see me in three day's ,C go's back an doc ask's have you moved yet ,C say's yes me move yesterday , had to , house full of sh*t !
2006-10-12 02:00:54 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 nuns are driving along in their car when a vampire lands on the roof
nun 1: quick sister show him your cross!
the second nun sticks her head out of the window and yells
"OH YOU! GET OFF THE F****ING CAR! ITS NEW!!!!"
2006-10-11 23:38:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My favourite joke is the one about the nun and the brickie..............
2006-10-12 02:32:02 · answer #5 · answered by hotfeat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your face
2006-10-12 13:39:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋