All categories - 3 October 2006

2006-10-03 07:45:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I have done Spiderman for the past 2 years for my 4 year old and I was going to have my 1 year old dress as a lion but I want more Ideas.

2006-10-03 07:45:56 · 26 answers · asked by skhhunter 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

Without going to a doctor???

2006-10-03 07:45:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-10-03 07:45:53 · 20 answers · asked by BuRcH 1 in Religion & Spirituality

After a number of attacks on hikers and campers in


Alaska, the Department of Fish and Game released the


following advisory:


We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on


their clothing so as not to startle bears. We also


advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in


case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good


idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.




Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between


Black Bear and Grizzly Bear poop. Black bear poop is


smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.


Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells


like pepper.






A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in


front of his office, ready to show it off to his


colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close


and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.


The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed


911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.


Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions,


the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus,


which he had just picked up the day before, was now


completely ruined and would never be the same, no


matter what the body shop did to it.




When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting


and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and


disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you


lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your


possessions that you don't notice anything else."




"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.




The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is


missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn


off when the truck hit you."




"My God" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"






A kindergarten teacher decides she’s going to teach


her students a lesson about the five senses. She wants


to start with taste, so she brings in flavored sucking


candies to class, blindfolds the children, and asks


them to taste each one. The students have no problem


identifying the cherry, lemon, and lime flavors, but


when it comes to the honey sucker, they’re stumped.




“I’ll give you a hint,” the teacher says. “You may


hear your mommies and daddies call each other this


flavor at home.”




“Spit ’em out Spit ’em out” cries one child.


“They’re assholes”






A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor


I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't


bother me too much. My farts never smell and are


always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at


least 20 times since I've been here in your office.


You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell


and are silent."




The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come


back to see me next week."




The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says,


"I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my


farts...although still silent...stink terribly."




The doctor says, "Good Now that we've cleared up


your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

2006-10-03 07:45:50 · 12 answers · asked by JonnaMamma 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I think that Nicole Richie is superb.That girl is amazing,she has some presence?She is beatiful and the song too.Don't U think ,?

2006-10-03 07:45:49 · 4 answers · asked by diana s 4 in Music

http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/061003/wall_street.html?.v=27

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/hp?s=%5EDJI&a=00&b=14&c=2000&d=00&e=14&f=2000&g=d

I have seen both these numbers in various places. 11,750.28 and 11,908.50?

Which is the real intraday high and why are there two different numbers?

2006-10-03 07:45:46 · 4 answers · asked by A A 1 in Investing

can you give me an example of a sentence using the word plentiful.

2006-10-03 07:45:46 · 32 answers · asked by covepixie 1 in Homework Help

I love him, but i can't change him. He is not ready for a relationship since his ex and is not ready to give emotionally AT ALL.

So I was thinking that after I gently say my piece, I would end it with 'just so you know, you are great guy and I did fall in love with you. And maybe someday we can try this again, cause I think you are amazing.'

I want him to know how much he meant to me and what an amazing person he is. Even though I can't be with someone with so many walls.

2006-10-03 07:45:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I should know ,both from same hometown,

2006-10-03 07:45:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boxing

2006-10-03 07:45:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I have never jogged before, and i want to start, well i tried it once, but i got tired very quickly, i just want to know how i should start, how many minutes should i achieve the first time i start? i heard jogging is very good at burning fat faster than other kinds of cardio!! nyway i just want to know how many mins a day, and when should i start working it up? thanks guys!! muaah

2006-10-03 07:45:25 · 18 answers · asked by trusty 1 in Diet & Fitness

2006-10-03 07:45:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

as they passed some mules and pigs the wife sarcastically asked " relatives of yours? "yeah" the husband replied, " in laws".

2006-10-03 07:45:24 · 13 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Jokes & Riddles

If i were to go to Europe and **** a man whore and he was tested or and he has no STDS and if he wasn't I would get him tested. noone will no im not a virgin cause there will because its not like a man hore is gonna go and tell everyone I know.

and if i have to be a sex therapist im supposed to be experienced and i don't know if i want everyone to know im not one.

2006-10-03 07:45:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My good friend is in the Navy and was sent to Iraq in August. I have been emailing him and not heard anything back. I am starting to worry and want to find out where he is stationed so I can write a letter to him.

Is there any website that lets regular people search for people in the service and find an address to write them at?

2006-10-03 07:45:22 · 6 answers · asked by justhavinfun 2 in Military

who is right among them, and can a sunni girl marry a shia boy

2006-10-03 07:45:20 · 24 answers · asked by popat 1 in Royalty

Do You Think This is Evidence of U.F.O's From Way Back???
Look At This...........


http://dudeman.net/siriusly/ufo/art.shtml

2006-10-03 07:45:09 · 4 answers · asked by mikey 3 in Astronomy & Space

Am English and am throwing a halloween party for friends, i want to make some traditional American 'candy' (or sweets to us!) for the party, do you know any recipes for 'candy' that i could make? Candy corn, taffy and others etc...

Thanx!

2006-10-03 07:45:08 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3 in Cooking & Recipes

my mom wants me to stay home during fall break to go see me therapist about the voices and messed up thoughts in my head (some of you know about that), but my dad wants me to go and visit him for the week. i want to see my dad, but i also want the help from my therapist. what do i do?

2006-10-03 07:45:06 · 6 answers · asked by confused_1 1 in Family

I loved both Saws as well as Thirteen Gosts! I love to scare myself to death! lol

2006-10-03 07:44:59 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

work it out..










BS

2006-10-03 07:44:56 · 8 answers · asked by dbiesel 2 in Singles & Dating

an infection that is possible staph related - can be carried by anyone - starts with the letter m - what is the name - sputum culture showed the infection.

2006-10-03 07:44:55 · 17 answers · asked by Jason B 2 in Infectious Diseases

If scientists were able to extract sufficient intact DNA from the remains of an early ancestor of man (such as Homo habilis, Homo erectus — or even Neanderthals) for the purpose of cloning the primitive human-like creature for scientific study, on what basis would you approve or disapprove?

For example, would cloning an ancient man be the same as cloning an animal, in your opinion, or would it be more like cloning a human?


For information on human evolution see:
http://www.archaeologyinfo.com/species.htm

2006-10-03 07:44:55 · 17 answers · asked by Sweetchild Danielle 7 in Religion & Spirituality

And no, I don't mean gigalos (kept men), I know what they are. These jugaloes are supposedly some sort of gang, possibly with Satanic overtones? Anybody have any info? This is needed for a court case. Thanks for any help.

2006-10-03 07:44:54 · 3 answers · asked by LoneStar 6 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-10-03 07:44:45 · 22 answers · asked by jjjjjj j 1 in Singles & Dating

this is how its writen, it was a text message on a guys phone

mi amore llamame
ahorita xq yo n tengo
saldo para llamarte t
voy a llamar pero s m va
acortar nadamas para
oirte t amo
mucho dime tu q
sient

2006-10-03 07:44:33 · 1 answers · asked by alisha 4 in Singles & Dating

This is a sort of kid song I think, it goes something like: Someday when I'm Miss America, they'll put a crown on me, and my dad will make a long speech on t.v.

2006-10-03 07:44:32 · 2 answers · asked by sweettea 1 in Music

2006-10-03 07:44:28 · 17 answers · asked by windrider284 1 in Jokes & Riddles

We have a persistent problem with woodlice in our house. Any solutions gratefully received!

2006-10-03 07:44:06 · 13 answers · asked by John Maynard Keynes 1 in Maintenance & Repairs