All categories - 29 September 2006

1)Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

2)When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

3)never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.

4)When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

5)Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

6)Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.

7)Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

8)Do not remove the marlbro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss off

2006-09-29 03:05:57 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-29 03:05:57 · 32 answers · asked by G 1 in Singles & Dating

I can't think of a more useless five minutes of a radio show than that. Unless Rush is discussing sports, that is.

2006-09-29 03:05:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

this didnt happen to me, but to someone i know.

2006-09-29 03:05:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-09-29 03:05:54 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

Anyone feel free to add your own

Chuck Norris doesnt tie his shoes, he just stares his laces into a double knot.

Chuck Norris doesnt own a cooker or Microwave, revenge is a dish best served cold.

2006-09-29 03:05:48 · 27 answers · asked by poli_b2001 5 in Celebrities

2006-09-29 03:05:42 · 6 answers · asked by facelessvoiceme2 1 in Air Travel

The crowds where so blood thirsty they had to stop the public exicutions in favor of a safer form of exicution .We limited the number of people cause quite frankly law enforcement was scared of the wild crowds yelling and screaming for more ..
How barbaric and to think it is making a comeback .People love to harm others and watch or know they are suffering .
I am appaled at the people who can accept that torture is acceptable and we have set ourselfs back 500 years on the scales of evolution .

2006-09-29 03:05:34 · 15 answers · asked by playtoofast 6 in Politics

2006-09-29 03:05:30 · 11 answers · asked by Sig 2 in Polls & Surveys

i've been told to first clean with mr muscle and then clean with baby oil as this prevents the streaks occurring...is this true?

2006-09-29 03:05:28 · 24 answers · asked by KT 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

2006-09-29 03:05:24 · 8 answers · asked by mack811 1 in Baseball

the stain has been in the rug for 6 months or so. ive even tried vinegar

2006-09-29 03:05:22 · 4 answers · asked by retdet216 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

Did you know....

1. 80% of all votes in America are counted by only two companies: Diebold and ES&S.
http://www.onlinejournal.com/evoting/042804Landes/042804landes.html

http://en.wikipedia org/wiki/Diebold

2. There is no federal agency with regulatory authority or oversight of the U.S. voting machine industry. http://www.commondreams.org/views02/0916-04.htm

http://www.onlinejournal.com/evoting/042804Landes/042804landes.html

3. The vice-president of Diebold and the president of ES&S are brothers.
http://www.americanfreepress.net/html/private_company.html

http://www.onlinejournal.com/evoting/042804Landes/042804landes.html

4. The chairman and CEO of Diebold is a major Bush campaign organizer and donor who wrote in 2003 that he was "committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year."
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/07/28/sunday/main632436.shtml

http://www.wishtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=1647886

5. Republican Senator Chuck Hagel used to be chairman of ES&S. He became Senator based on votes counted by ES&S machines.
http://www.motherjones.com/commentary/columns/2004/03/03_200.html

http://www.onlinejournal.com/evoting/031004Fitrakis/031004fitrakis.html

6. Republican Senator Chuck Hagel, long-connected with the Bush family, was recently caught lying about his ownership of ES&S by the Senate Ethics Committee.
http://www.blackboxvoting.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=26

http://www.hillnews.com/news/012903/hagel.aspx

http://www.onlisareinsradar.com/archives/000896.php

7. Senator Chuck Hagel was on a short list of George W. Bush's vice-presidential candidates.
http://www.businessweek.com/2000/00_28/b3689130.htm

http://theindependent.com/stories/052700/new_hagel27.html

8. ES&S is the largest voting machine manufacturer in the U.S. and counts almost 60% of all U.S. votes.
http://www.essvote.com/HTML/about/about.html

http://www.onlinejournal.com/evoting/042804Landes/042804landes.html

9. Diebold's new touch screen voting machines have no paper trail of any votes. In other words, there is no way to verify that the data coming out of the machine is the same as what was legitimately put in by voters.

http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0225-05.htm

http://www.itworld.com/Tech/2987/041020evotestates/pfindex.html

10. Diebold also makes ATMs, checkout scanners, and ticket machines, all of which log each transaction and can generate a paper trail.
http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0225-05.htm

http://www.diebold.com/solutions/default.htm

11. Diebold is based in Ohio.
http://www.diebold.com/aboutus/ataglance/default.htm

12. Diebold employed 5 convicted felons as consultants and developers to help write the central compiler computer code that counted 50% of the votes in 30 states.
http://www.wired.com/news/evote/0,2645,61640,00.html

http://portland. ndymedia.org/en/2004/10/301469.shtml

13. Jeff Dean was Senior Vice-President of Global Election Systems when it was bought by Diebold. Even though he had been convicted of 23 counts of felony theft in the first degree, Jeff Dean was retained as a consultant by Diebold and was largely responsible for programming the optical scanning software now used in most of the United States.
http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/HL0312/S00191.htm
http://www.chuckherrin.com/HackthevoteFAQ.htm#how

http://www.blackboxvoting.org/bbv_chapter-8.pdf

14. Diebold consultant Jeff Dean was convicted of planting back doors in his software and using a "high degree of sophistication" to evade detection over a period of 2 years.
http://www.chuckherrin.com/HackthevoteFAQ.htm#how

http://www.blackboxvoting.org/bbv_chapter-8.pdf

15. None of the international election observers were allowed in the polls in Ohio.
http://www.globalexchange.org/update/press/2638.html

http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2004/10/26/loc_elexoh.html

16. California banned the use of Diebold machines because the security was so bad. Despite Diebold's claims that the audit logs could not be hacked, a chimpanzee was able to do it! (See the movie here: http://www.bbvdocs. org/videos/ baxterVPR. mov.)
http://wired.com/news/evote/0,2645,63298,00.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4874190

17. 30% of all U.S. votes are carried out on unverifiable touch screen voting machines with no paper trail.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/07/28/sunday/main632436.shtml

18. All -- not some -- but all the voting machine errors detected and reported in Florida went in favor of Bush or Republican candidates.
http://www.wired.com/news/evote/0,2645,65757,00.html

http://www.yuricare port.com/ElectionAftermath04/ThreeResearchStudiesBushIsOut.htm

http://www.rise4new s.net/extravotes .html

http://www.ilcaonline.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=News& file=article& sid=950

http://www.scoop. co.nz/mason/ stories/HL0411/ S00227.htm

19. The governor of the state of Florida, Jeb Bush, is the President's brother.
http://www.tallahas see.com/mld/ tallahassee/ news/local/ 7628725.htm

http://www.washingt onpost.com/ wp-dyn/articles/ A10544-2004Oct29 .html

20. Serious voting anomalies in Florida -- again always favoring Bush -- have been mathematically demonstrated and experts are recommending further investigation.
http://www.yuricare port.com/ ElectionAftermat h04/ThreeResearc hStudiesBushIsOu t.htm

http://www.computer world.com/ governmenttopics /government/ policy/story/ 0,10801,97614, 00.html

http://www.american freepress. net/html/ tens_of_thousand s.html

http://www.commondr eams.org/ headlines04/ 1106-30.htm

http://www.consorti umnews.com/ 2004/110904. html

http://uscountvotes .org/

2006-09-29 03:05:17 · 19 answers · asked by Angel 3 in Government

Using psychology how to describe the three basic assumptions of the trait approach to personality.

2006-09-29 03:05:17 · 2 answers · asked by edwardw23e 1 in Psychology

hi

i am looking for a specialist who can tell me about the TNF ystem in immune system. how it works and as i have just studied tnf is cause of psoriasis. i know one energy the treatment with which i think i can easily regulates functions of my body. if someone is really a specialist and knows how tnf works plz kindly give me few details and if that person can help me through the process by telling me how much tnf is required by the body and if i will reduce its function without any medication will that effect my body as side effect or it will it will be ok than plz reply me i will be really grateful to you and will tell you the way i do treatements.

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2006-09-29 03:05:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

i was using msn messanger last night. i had a great conversation with my boyfriend but i dont know how i can view the whole conversation again. is it possible to look at your old conversations and can somebody explain how you do it please??? thanks guys

2006-09-29 03:05:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

How do I encourage a hairdresser to take control and just experiment. I like having different styles etc but am not very good at deciding what I want. I accept that I may not like everthing that is done but as I would be looking at visiting the hairdressers every 5-6 weeks I dont think it matters. Oh any hairdressers out there that may see this as a challenge, I am based in the midlands but also work in Newcastle.

2006-09-29 03:05:02 · 3 answers · asked by markjackson999 2 in Hair

2006-09-29 03:05:00 · 8 answers · asked by Busy Lady 2010 7 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-09-29 03:04:54 · 11 answers · asked by G 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 03:04:54 · 15 answers · asked by kamo 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I've had two mugs of hot chocolate.

2006-09-29 03:04:49 · 9 answers · asked by Bowllynn 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've heard conflicting theories of why morning is better and why later in the day (afternoon/evening) is better, just wanted to know if anyone knows when it is the optimal time to exercise... and NO "I think" or "maybe" answers.

2006-09-29 03:04:49 · 6 answers · asked by rjakjr 3 in Men's Health

2006-09-29 03:04:41 · 5 answers · asked by Max 12 1 in Music

my mom has high blood pressure and said she might have a stroke. how to keep that from happening?

2006-09-29 03:04:26 · 6 answers · asked by davis chick 1 in Other - Diseases

Really appreciate it! Did the cleanup wizard, cleared all programs I dont use, scanned for viruses...Everything! Its a HP lap top, around 1 year old.(please dont say buy a new one) Thanks again!

2006-09-29 03:04:25 · 19 answers · asked by Angel of Man 4 in Other - Computers

i am an indian , i will be completeting my graduation(Bsc.) by march-07
i wanna do my further studies in US in computer field so whats the procedure of getting admission in the best colleges
and what the listed different exams for
how much % is required for admission and what is the Rank range for admission

2006-09-29 03:04:23 · 4 answers · asked by Aashish 2 in Words & Wordplay

need some advice - my 11 year old kid doesn't like to clean her room and it seems i always end up doing for her. i have to always show her how to clean it but she seems to hate doing it. i can't get her to clean up after her dog either, i mean she does but complains. she never helps me clean around the house either. am i trying to give her to many responsibilities? she loves watching tv and gets even more angry when i make her turn it off to clean.

2006-09-29 03:04:23 · 44 answers · asked by lua 1 in Family

2006-09-29 03:04:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music