1)Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
2)When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3)never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
4)When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
5)Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
6)Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
7)Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
8)Do not remove the marlbro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss off
2006-09-29 03:05:57 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/redneckjokes.htm
here is were i found the redneck jokes lol
2006-09-29 03:14:24 · update #1
"4)When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer."
No...but its okay to ask her to bring back a tin of Skoal, a bottle of RC Cola and a moon pie.
2006-09-29 03:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by docscholl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wahahahahahaha..riotous stuff
"A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?""Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?""OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?""Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea.""Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
2006-09-29 03:11:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was enough to make me want to take a bath! Or better yet Silk Wood Shower!
2006-09-29 03:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by Karrien Sim Peters 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fastest vehicle at a stop sign wins if i am made its MY ROAD The world is MY race track finger works fastest
2006-09-29 03:10:52 · answer #4 · answered by s m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember that spitting tobacco is an art form. Watch how you release it
2006-09-29 03:07:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if...
your belt buckle can double as a hubcap!
2006-09-29 03:23:26 · answer #6 · answered by James F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where are you getting all these redneck jokes?
Did you make them up yourself?
I love em!!!
Keep them coming! I could read them all day!!!!
2006-09-29 03:08:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an interesting question.
2006-09-29 03:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by smile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that's funny
2016-03-26 22:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my daddy taught me to throw my beer cans in somebody's yard so i know they will get picked up :)
2006-09-29 03:12:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋