All categories - 14 September 2006

1st lion says "man you look awful,you been eating lately?"
2nd lion says "yeah i eat a couple of africans everyday"
1st lion says" well how do you hunt them?"
2nd lion says "I sneak up on them and jump out of the bushes and roar"
1st lion says "well thats the problem,when you do that you scare the sh*t out of them and all thats left is lips and tennis shoes"

2006-09-14 02:36:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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When BushCo stages the next false flag "terror attack", will they use nukes?

2006-09-14 02:36:01 · 10 answers · asked by mikeygonebad 2 in Government

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How do i physically setup a filing system in my office?

I am setting up a new office with physical filing cabnets. And I have to settup a new filing system for documents that for example are accounts receiveables. What my problem is I am not sure how to cross reference certain documents with their master document file. Example: The master file is Cushman & Waitfield, but they have subcontractor companies that we do work for and get paid for the work we do for them. So my question is how do I set up a filing system for the subcontractors and the master file?

2006-09-14 02:35:53 · 8 answers · asked by christine212b 1 in Corporations

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Where can I find a good body kit for my car?

I tried Ebay, they have good stuff, but I need something cheaper. :)
I have a Nissan 240sx HB, 1994.
Thank you for you help!

2006-09-14 02:35:51 · 9 answers · asked by Просто Я 3 in Nissan

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Anyone that has gone threw this help me pass threw it ~ im about to give up ~?

Im Pregnat... and my boyfriend has left me qithout no reason .... he is no one to call me and see how im doing .. im doing really bad and sick ... My morning sickness is CRASY i cry every morning my emotions are reckless... all i want is to fix things with him but then i didnt do nothing why do i have to be suffering !!! how can i get him out of my head i dont eat, sleep .. think o fhim constaltny 24-7 and its killing me phsically and emootinally ... What can i do ~

2006-09-14 02:35:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

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Do you play drums on the steering wheel?

Oh come on..admit it.

2006-09-14 02:35:35 · 29 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

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How do i stop my dog humping cushions (without throwing cushions out)?

2006-09-14 02:35:33 · 18 answers · asked by Pat M 1 in Dogs

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Where in airplane cockpits are the controls for the nose-wheel gear?

In Airbus models they are referred to as "steering tillers" with handles called "boss". Where are they/what do they look like in Boeing airplanes as other brands?

2006-09-14 02:35:28 · 5 answers · asked by Fulani Filot 3 in Aircraft

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Breaking News Part 2?

Well, my question http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avg1TeGRAOsmWhZwN6EkuT3sy6IX?qid=20060913114726AAZ8yrD
Has been deleted cause it wasn’t a real “question” It was about the shooting that happened in a college near me – where my sister was at the time of day. Many asked me to give an update so I this is it. (for those that complained it wasn’t a *question* there is one in this one)

As of yet, the shooter was killed & another 19/f student. 6 are in Intensive care – 2 still in danger w/ abdominal and head injuries caused by bullets. The shooter had an account at www.vampirefreaks.com –which has since been removed but his “friend” had pictures of him (http://vampirefreaks.com/gallery.php?u=fatality666 I find it very disturbing.

2006-09-14 02:35:25 · 15 answers · asked by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 in Religion & Spirituality

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is there a fast way to lessen the discoloration of bite marks from my girlfriend?

2006-09-14 02:35:23 · 12 answers · asked by mike S 1 in Other - Health

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what is sources of finance?

2006-09-14 02:35:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

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A question for Boilling point game!!!?

A question for Boilling point game!!!?
If you do know the game"BOILING POINT", do u know how to use the TNT in the final cord when it says blow up the all 8 compressors?

2006-09-14 02:35:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

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When is the last time you got some and when is the next time your gonna get some again?

2006-09-14 02:35:20 · 27 answers · asked by vandetta00 2 in Singles & Dating

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Please agree that PRO EVO is better then FIFA....arguing with work mates and need back up!?

2006-09-14 02:35:16 · 10 answers · asked by robhuntlondon 1 in Other - Entertainment

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What do you think of this message?

Message: Get over yourself - and yes you are obsessed with race - I bet you are one of those whiny f###ing minorities who cries "WHAT ABOUT ME" all the time and feels entitled to be paid for your great-great-great grandfather's stretch as a houseboy for Thomas Jefferson.

(Because we all know what a great life he could have had in a lifelong struggle to stay alive and feed your family in the middle of a vicious and intense civil war. (You do realize it was YOUR OWN people who sold your great-great-great relative to my people for a mere hit of opium. You have some quality ancestors honey...

P.S. I do know KWANZA is not a race, I know it is a ******** holiday made up by African AMERICANS (who, by the way, are still reviled by actual AFRICANS.)

God - nobody wants yall's sorry asses do they?

2006-09-14 02:35:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

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how can i tell if i broke my baby toe without going to dr.?

about 1 month ago i was walking through my house and i ran into my huge chair. it instantly started to swell, and turned purple. i could not put any pressure on it at all. and now it is still swollen and hurts like a b***ch if i move it to much. did i break it and when will it be normal again??????

2006-09-14 02:35:14 · 10 answers · asked by Mandy 3 in Injuries

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Why do Republicans hate freedom so much?

Everywhere you look in this culture, you can find a right wing nutball trying to destroy someone else's freedom(s). What is the motive for this? Are they afraid, unoriginal, or just plain stupid?

Live and let live.

2006-09-14 02:35:13 · 18 answers · asked by jaike 5 in Politics

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