1st lion says "man you look awful,you been eating lately?"
2nd lion says "yeah i eat a couple of africans everyday"
1st lion says" well how do you hunt them?"
2nd lion says "I sneak up on them and jump out of the bushes and roar"
1st lion says "well thats the problem,when you do that you scare the sh*t out of them and all thats left is lips and tennis shoes"
2006-09-14 02:36:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two 80 year old men live in a nursing home, and each day they share stories with each other about their adventures when they were younger. One day, one told this story:" I was on a safari, and asleep in my tent in the middle of the Serenghetti Plains of Africa, when I heard a rustling in the grass outside my tent. I got up from my cot, grabbed my rifle, and stepped out of my tent. There, not twenty feet in front of me, stood the largest lion I had ever seen in my life. I raised my rifle to my shoulder, got the lion in my sights, when suddenly the lion goes, Roooooaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! .... I s-hit my pants. " His friend says, " You mean you s-hit your pants when the lion was about to pounce on you?" The other guy says, "No, just now when I went, Roooooaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!"
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2006-09-14 02:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude thats the funniest joke i have heard from yahoo yet
i give you a 10/10
thanxs for the laugh
2006-09-14 09:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by chickwitbadattitude91 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was so funny!
congratulations! you've just got a 10 out of 10 from me!
2006-09-14 09:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one!
2006-09-14 10:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by thomas A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope my black African friends aren't too offended by your racism.
2006-09-14 09:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats was great
2006-09-14 11:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by baseball_saenz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10*
2006-09-14 09:57:01 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great way to start the day with a good laugh. Thanks.
2006-09-14 09:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by marge8710 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I havent heard a good joke for a very long time. thanks for the laugh. :)
2006-09-14 09:47:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats a good one...keep it going....
2006-09-14 09:59:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋