All categories - 14 September 2006

2006-09-14 20:12:13 · 12 answers · asked by RAJA R 3 in Religion & Spirituality

A lady walks into a bar and says,
"Barkeep, gimme a martooni." The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, "Barkeep, gimme another martooni."

So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She downs that, and just sits there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about 10 minutes bartender says, "Would you like another?"

She says, "Oh, no, I got this terrible heartburn."

The bartender says, "Okay, there are three things wrong here:

Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.

Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and

Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray."

2006-09-14 20:11:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-14 20:11:37 · 14 answers · asked by princess 2 in Makeup

define yourself in terms of your principle which you have been made on the basis of your personnel experience.tell it within 200 words

2006-09-14 20:11:34 · 10 answers · asked by KrishanRam(Jitendra k) 3 in Sociology

2006-09-14 20:11:32 · 17 answers · asked by robertapdixon 1 in Other - Diseases

2006-09-14 20:11:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

My boyfriend has recently opened up to me and revealed the fact he would like to bring in someone else into our bed. Not another woman but a guy. He said that its not a gay thing for him but a visual fantasy that he has.I dont understand it and I am worried that he is gay.
To be honest, the two guy thing does appeal to a part of me, but I am afraid that this would be a coming out party......what do you think?

2006-09-14 20:11:16 · 18 answers · asked by arkymeany@sbcglobal.net 1 in Other - Entertainment

i have heard that US was not sucessful in sending anyone to moon, they just shoot the video somewhere on earth and claimed that they have explored moon.

2006-09-14 20:11:16 · 12 answers · asked by Raj 1 in Astronomy & Space

If adam and eve were as white or black the decends will be as their color only.but how come these variations among the nation.?

2006-09-14 20:11:14 · 14 answers · asked by RAJA R 3 in Religion & Spirituality

how come its AN RN but A registered nurse. hmm...many wonders. what do u think?

2006-09-14 20:11:10 · 6 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Words & Wordplay

I just had the worst day ever. I have a weak blatter and accidently craped in her pool. Her family and 2 of her girlfriends saw me. Why the hell did they have to float? They looked like a long train just floating there spawning a good 4 feet. My face turned bright red and the only thing I could think of doing was stating the obvious, "there seems to be some discoloration to the water."

She then threw the cats pooper scooper at me and suggested that I get busy and not bother saying bye when I left. My embaresment turned to anger and I tossed one of the floaters into the grill. Then all hell broke loose and her brother grabed a bat. Thats when I decided to booket out of the pool and over the fence.

Why cant her family understand that sometimes crap happens. There are lots of men that have a weak blatter. I feel very wronged and I want to sew her family for emotional damage. To top it off I have trouble making a bawl movement now. What would you do?

2006-09-14 20:11:03 · 19 answers · asked by Jima 2 in Singles & Dating

we r just married.
my wife is so shy of me.whenever i try to cuddle /kiss/teven touch her she run away from me.
we have separate beds also.i dont think that we ll ever have our baby.

so PLZ HELP ME....

she was not so shy bfore our engagement.after engagement she has started shying so much.
NOTE:-we had a love marriage.

2006-09-14 20:10:56 · 10 answers · asked by lk;lklk 1 in Singles & Dating

I have lots of trouble getting out of bed in the morning. I even use 3 alarms. Eventually, by 11 am I might be out of bed. I seem to waste alot of time in bed.

2006-09-14 20:10:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

find out the companies engaged into construction business like parsavnath and so on?

2006-09-14 20:10:20 · 3 answers · asked by grisha h 1 in Zoology

2006-09-14 20:10:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Mine was when beckham was injuryed and rooney sent off and when england lost to portugal in the last penalty which C.ronaldo gave
then i kicked my chair off
and cry for some minuates
i dont wanna tell that im insulting C.Ronaldo

2006-09-14 20:10:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-09-14 20:10:02 · 11 answers · asked by Bobby T 2 in Other - Pets

2006-09-14 20:10:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anne S 1 in Pregnancy

My pharmacist and I really got into it today. He accused me of making a fake prescription or forging one. I asked him why but he wouldnt say. He told me he couldnt verify it because it was after hours. He wanted to keep it and hold it till monday when my doc is in. I have never had trouble before and would never do that. I figured out on my own that the new rx sheets dont have the companys name/logo on them, triple i. I even made a copy on my copy/printer to see if it would say void and it didnt. What is up with the pharmacist? The medication is 10mg lortab and I have been getting it from the same doc and pharmacy for 7 months. The crazy thing is, my cousin was there with me, he see's the same doc and pharmacist. What irritated me was the fact that he didnt question my cousin and he takes oxycontin 80mg, #90 month. . I guess I am angry because of the aggravation. What good is the words triple i, does it look different under black light. I wonder if the doctor wrote the rx on copies

2006-09-14 20:09:58 · 7 answers · asked by billyboy5529 1 in Pain & Pain Management

Ok i like this guy but I find out he is going out with someone :(
I live 3 hours from him but when i come vist my cousins we hang out. see he lives by my cousins. I really like him and I thought he liked me.

How do I make him jealous and want me instead?

2006-09-14 20:09:21 · 15 answers · asked by D'reux 5 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-14 20:09:16 · 1 answers · asked by honey 1 in Higher Education (University +)

This man walks into a bar that is on top of a very tall building, he orders one large drink. Downs it in one, goes over to a window and jumps out.

10 minuets later the same man walks back in. Orders one large drink, downs it in one, goes over to the window and jumps out.

Another ten minuets later he walks in again. Orders one large drink, but before he drinks it a man who has been watching all of this stops him and asks "excuse me, but how are you doing this? How can you be fine after jumping out that window?"

The man replys "well, when you down this drink in one, it gives you a warm sensation inside and everyone knows that hot air rises. So when you jump out the window all the warm air rushes to the top of your body and gently floats you too the ground."

"I've gotta try this!" the other man says. So he orders one large drink, downs it in one, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the pavement below.

The barman looks over at the bloke who's still sitting at the bar and says "You're a tosser when drunk Superman."

2006-09-14 20:09:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-14 20:09:04 · 17 answers · asked by RAJA R 3 in Religion & Spirituality

IN english

2006-09-14 20:09:02 · 6 answers · asked by SOLONX 1 in Other - Education

When my kitten got worms, I gave her the pill down her throat and then 2 weeks later gave her the other one. They went away. Then one of our other cats got worms. I can hardly get the pills down his throat and it's a huge fight. He usually bites the pill and he starts spitting it out, is there an easier cheaper method than what I'm doing. I already have the pills from the vet that cost quite a bit of money, can I grind them up?

2006-09-14 20:09:01 · 13 answers · asked by Jenn 2 in Cats

I paid 23 cents for a pound of bananas at Walmart the other day.

how can that be?
Woud you be willing to pay more? if so, how much more?

2006-09-14 20:08:41 · 8 answers · asked by Milka 2 in Law & Ethics

some ppl say the candle has soul? And that the flames dancing/flickering ,mean something...is this true in wicca/paganism?? or is it just an old wive's tale??

2006-09-14 20:08:38 · 5 answers · asked by Dragonflygirl 7 in Religion & Spirituality

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

2006-09-14 20:08:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Will I be able to get a good placement after completing my course in SAP (siemens) .

2006-09-14 20:08:19 · 3 answers · asked by RAJAGOPALAN S 1 in Careers & Employment

I am looking for the best Immigration Trial Lawyer in USA.

2006-09-14 20:08:19 · 7 answers · asked by WISEMAN 3 in Immigration