This man walks into a bar that is on top of a very tall building, he orders one large drink. Downs it in one, goes over to a window and jumps out.
10 minuets later the same man walks back in. Orders one large drink, downs it in one, goes over to the window and jumps out.
Another ten minuets later he walks in again. Orders one large drink, but before he drinks it a man who has been watching all of this stops him and asks "excuse me, but how are you doing this? How can you be fine after jumping out that window?"
The man replys "well, when you down this drink in one, it gives you a warm sensation inside and everyone knows that hot air rises. So when you jump out the window all the warm air rushes to the top of your body and gently floats you too the ground."
"I've gotta try this!" the other man says. So he orders one large drink, downs it in one, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the pavement below.
The barman looks over at the bloke who's still sitting at the bar and says "You're a tosser when drunk Superman."
2006-09-14 20:09:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Girl Kicker, Why don't you change your name to Barman or some thing of that sort. (Any way, Girl Kicker 2 has come here).
Your jokes always circle around the bar......but, they are good and make us laugh, forget our sorrows.......hahahaha
2006-09-14 23:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
interior u . s ., it really is a contravention of Federal air rules to enable a passenger to board an airplane even as inebriated. So technically you may not fly inebriated. Nor are you able to get inebriated on board, because it fairly is unlawful by employing rules as well. in spite of the undeniable fact that, the airways do not consistently word the rules, as there is large funds to be made in serving alcohol, and denying boarding to a customer because he's inebriated can deliver about lack of revenues. so that you would possibly want to attempt your success and get inebriated, yet when the airline elects to obey the rules, you would possibly want to nicely be stranded till you may sober up.
2016-11-27 00:07:30 · answer #2 · answered by yellowhair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it Superman or that cheezy villain from the Superman 4 movie? He could fly too.
2006-09-14 20:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by slyry75 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heh. Amusing.
2006-09-14 20:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your girlfriend wants a 'spiderman', that's when you come in your hand and then flick it at her and scream "SPIDERMAN".
2006-09-14 20:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by kid666_nz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
2006-09-14 20:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very original indeed!!!
2006-09-14 20:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-14 20:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by knowitall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..LOL!...a TEN..2thumbs up^^ thx for the laughs..
2006-09-14 20:44:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg
lmao
thats great...lol
2006-09-14 20:12:29 · answer #10 · answered by woohooo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋