A lady walks into a bar and says,
"Barkeep, gimme a martooni." The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, "Barkeep, gimme another martooni."
So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She downs that, and just sits there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about 10 minutes bartender says, "Would you like another?"
She says, "Oh, no, I got this terrible heartburn."
The bartender says, "Okay, there are three things wrong here:
Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.
Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and
Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray."
2006-09-14 20:11:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that was very funny
you really put an effort posting all those jokes. i really appreciated it
^_^ thanks for making me laugh
2006-09-14 20:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That **** was super funny.....lOlolololololol
2006-09-15 14:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny... thanks for makin me laugh. i just woke up! :D
2006-09-15 03:24:35 · answer #3 · answered by scartissue 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice..
2006-09-15 05:11:43 · answer #4 · answered by sugar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-09-15 05:21:31 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-15 03:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL :)
2006-09-15 03:16:19 · answer #7 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋