I just had the worst day ever. I have a weak blatter and accidently craped in her pool. Her family and 2 of her girlfriends saw me. Why the hell did they have to float? They looked like a long train just floating there spawning a good 4 feet. My face turned bright red and the only thing I could think of doing was stating the obvious, "there seems to be some discoloration to the water."
She then threw the cats pooper scooper at me and suggested that I get busy and not bother saying bye when I left. My embaresment turned to anger and I tossed one of the floaters into the grill. Then all hell broke loose and her brother grabed a bat. Thats when I decided to booket out of the pool and over the fence.
Why cant her family understand that sometimes crap happens. There are lots of men that have a weak blatter. I feel very wronged and I want to sew her family for emotional damage. To top it off I have trouble making a bawl movement now. What would you do?
2006-09-14 20:11:03 · 19 answers · asked by Jima 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ok, I have a disorder of some kind. Perhaps it is not the bladder already. Gezz I need advice not to be corrected.
2006-09-14 20:18:34 · update #1
How does having a weak bladder make you crap in the pool?
Good story though, A for effort.
2006-09-14 20:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Annabelle418 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I think I would go back to school and study anatomy until I understood that a weak bladder would make me PEE in her pool -- something that they would not have noticed. And then if I still wanted to come back on here and make up silly stories in the place of questions, I guess I could do so. Oh, and what do you plan to "sew" her family for emotional damage --- a blanket?
2006-09-15 03:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by Rvn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you should be ashamed of your self, yes you may have a weal bladder but you don't may have hold on it for a while and you can just step out and use the bathroom,but because you lazy you decided to let it go in the pool any way, i think you disrespected everyone who was there and you embarrass her in front of her friends and family.if i was her brother i would have grab some much more lethal than a bat. and one more thing the word is SUE not SEW.
2006-09-15 03:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by Robots 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U should let it pass and wait a few days, work on an apology letter to her.
drop the apology letter, and depending how many years youve guys been dating...leave that amount of floaters in her mail box.
2006-09-15 03:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had a weak bladder, you pissed in her pool.
The only time I know of men having weak BOWELS is when they constantly take something up there.
I'd see a doctor. My man has never crapped in his pants.
2006-09-15 03:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by sarah071267 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your bladder would not have done this. bladders only control number 1 not number 2.
you have weak bowels and need attention by a doctor. you may need surgery
2006-09-15 03:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by Forever Looking 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dude you got worse issues then this girl dumping you if a weeak bladder cuzed you to crap in a pool.Because your bowel does not lead from your penis.Think hard on this and you will find crap comes from your anus not your penis.
2006-09-15 03:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by Glenn T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarous. If you do sue them, i believe they will too. If this does go to court, it would be one heck of a case. It would go down in history as the "crapped vs. crappee" trial. :)
2006-09-15 03:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by Tahir S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope this is a joke cuz man i am LMAO!!!! if not then i truley am sorry for ya, but c'mon you GOTTA see the humor in this
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2006-09-15 03:22:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN NOW!
YOU WENT OUT WITH A BANG!
YOU THREW POOH AT A POOL PARTY!
2006-09-15 03:18:38 · answer #10 · answered by singingbuggmann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋