I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die
> > of natural causes.
> >
> > Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
> > weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
> > ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
> >
> > The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
> replacement.
> >
> > Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
> >
> > Life is sexually transmitted, have you ever thought about that?
> >
> > Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
> >
> > Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use
> > the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
> >
> > Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you
> > still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
> >
> > Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
> > nothing.
> >
> > Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
> > about seeing UFOs like they used to?
> >
> > Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
> >
> > In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
> > weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
> >
> > Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
> > realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
> >
> > How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole
> > box to start a campfire?
> >
2006-09-10
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