I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die
> > of natural causes.
> >
> > Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
> > weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
> > ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
> >
> > The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
> replacement.
> >
> > Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
> >
> > Life is sexually transmitted, have you ever thought about that?
> >
> > Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
> >
> > Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use
> > the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
> >
> > Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you
> > still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
> >
> > Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
> > nothing.
> >
> > Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
> > about seeing UFOs like they used to?
> >
> > Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
> >
> > In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
> > weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
> >
> > Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
> > realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
> >
> > How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole
> > box to start a campfire?
> >
2006-09-10 22:36:58 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good! It's 5:30 AM here on the east coast...why am I awake and enjoying these lines?
2006-09-10 22:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh..
I admit these are really funny facts..
Keep posting! I knw there's more where it came from
: >
2006-09-11 06:16:23 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very cute. Thank You
2006-09-11 05:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by Kali_girl825 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. You have wisened me.
2006-09-11 05:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones. LOL.
2006-09-11 13:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i love things like those. so true< thank you
2006-09-11 05:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by humorme! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, you've made my day.
2006-09-11 06:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked them all. thnx.
2006-09-11 05:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK
2006-09-11 05:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by tia c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Funny,, thanks.
2006-09-11 05:40:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋