Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
All the freaking people who said, I'll never amount to anything, well, everybody getting these jokes can attest that I'm the best freaking "bad example" you've ever known!
A well-endowed woman entered a chic Madison Avenue boutique and tried on every evening gown in the store.
Finally setting eyes on a very sexy, low-cut dress hanging in the display window, she asked the exhausted sales clerk if she could try it on.
"Of course, madam," he muttered through clenched teeth, squeezed into the window, and began the painstaking task of taking the dummy apart to remove the gown. Eventually he succeeded and was able to hand it over to the demanding customer.
"How do I look?" she asked, emerging from the dressing room. "Does it show off my superb breasts to advantage?"
"Oh, absolutely," the clerk assured her, "but do hairy chests run in your family?"
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2006-09-08
14:03:49
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