A well-endowed woman entered a chic Madison Avenue boutique and tried on every evening gown in the store?

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Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

All the freaking people who said, I'll never amount to anything, well, everybody getting these jokes can attest that I'm the best freaking "bad example" you've ever known!

A well-endowed woman entered a chic Madison Avenue boutique and tried on every evening gown in the store.

Finally setting eyes on a very sexy, low-cut dress hanging in the display window, she asked the exhausted sales clerk if she could try it on.

"Of course, madam," he muttered through clenched teeth, squeezed into the window, and began the painstaking task of taking the dummy apart to remove the gown. Eventually he succeeded and was able to hand it over to the demanding customer.

"How do I look?" she asked, emerging from the dressing room. "Does it show off my superb breasts to advantage?"

"Oh, absolutely," the clerk assured her, "but do hairy chests run in your family?"

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Answer 1

i love it ill give u a 15.9 out of1-10

Answer 2

Honestly I think its just an excuse to spend a lot, I personily wouldnt spend that much a wedding when you could buy a house with that money and have a small wedding with your family and friends and a party after but it is a huge day alot of cultures take it really seriously and if you have the money why not right? The wedding industry is really expensive too though, everything has its cost so alot of the time they are spending more then they even wanted to spend (the average cost of a wedding right now is $30,000), most times they go into planing the wedding with really big ideas and how they want the wedding but they never really knew what the costs where before...So they have this image in their heads that they have to have and before they know it they are over budget all because their wedding cant be a small affair it has to be memorable to everyone that attended and it has to be different. Lol Im going to be a wedding planner so I had to look at costs of everything and it all adds up quick, but honestly its all worth it because at the end of the day its not going to matter you'l be happy and everything will all work out.

Answer 3

Ha! I got a laugh fom that!

Answer 4

that was funny! never heard that one before! :o)

Answer 5

it's funny

Answer 6

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Answer 7

lol