All categories - 3 September 2006

I have been with my boyfriend for 6 months, and I am really worried that im not good enough in bed. His ex was very confident and experimental, im just not, im very shy. I want to try new things but find it really hard because im worried I will get it wrong or not be as good as her.

2006-09-03 21:45:20 · 38 answers · asked by ME 3 in Singles & Dating

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Getting Old !!!!!?

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night
after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind
the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin
to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a
short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Mildred and asks,
"Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?" and he replies
SEX!!!"
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I
held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held
it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips his
trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the
garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would
hold Howard's manhood.
Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting
place.
alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make
sure that he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home
where she found him sitting by the pool with another female
resident, Ethel, who was holding Howard's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
have that I don't have?!?"

Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's.

Enjoy,

2006-09-03 21:45:10 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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What are the best drinks u can make with baileys ?

I just bought a bottle of baileys with a hint of mint and chocolate. Can anyone please tell me what are the drinks and cocktails i can make with it and how to make them ?? Thanks loadss :)

2006-09-03 21:45:08 · 12 answers · asked by lavender 1 in Other - Food & Drink

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My girlfriend swallowed a grasshoper alive. He is alive in her stomach now. Should she vomit him?

My girlfriend is very happy girl and likes joy.She catched a medium-size alive grasshoper in the field.That grasshoper was merely jumping around the field.We observed him.Immediately she told me:"look,what I will do now" and she put the alive grasshoper into her mouth, closed her mouth very slowly and swallowed the grasshoper alive and harmlessly.She put her hand on the buttom of her throat and it was gone . . . the grasshoper slided down her throat.She smiled and opened her mouth, it was empty,then she put her hand on her tummy and told me with a smile that grasshoper is now here.Then she told me not to worry because she would easily digest it but feel very sorry for poor alive grasshoper she will die in a few minutes and should I ask her to vomit him?She told me that if I will ask she will vomit him but I don't know what to do. 3-4 minutes passed after it. She kissed me and told that she will do whatever I wish, so please explain and suggest something quickly please.

2006-09-03 21:44:58 · 17 answers · asked by nodarchkhaiani1985 1 in Other - Entertainment

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Who will be the good openers for India?

2006-09-03 21:44:48 · 25 answers · asked by B. JAGANNATH 1 in Cricket

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How do you feel about the death of "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin?

I am devastated and in shock.

Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray barb to his heart while filming.

Both Mr. and Mrs. Irwin have done so much for nature and wildlife - to preserve it, and to keep animals from becoming extinct.

I am so sorry for his wife and children. His shows have always brightened up my life because I am an animal lover.

I think Steve Irwin has definitely made it to Rainbow Bridge, where all of the animals go.

Since he was so good with animals, I am certain that God has arranged a very special place for him. I will really miss him, and my prayers are with his family.

I am wondering how many other animal lovers are affected by his sudden death?

2006-09-03 21:44:44 · 36 answers · asked by SweetPea 3 in Current Events

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Could Jesus's miracles be explained by hypnotism?

2006-09-03 21:44:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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whats a good wedding 'first dance' song?

went to wedding and they had lets stay together which i think was good. need to pick mine and i'm struggling which is strange cos everyone knows me for my love of music!

2006-09-03 21:44:36 · 45 answers · asked by charl203 3 in Weddings

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This is for people who want to have kids or thinks to.?

At what age do you perfer to have a baby?

2006-09-03 21:44:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

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what is stingray?

2006-09-03 21:44:34 · 13 answers · asked by ramakant g 1 in Fish

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Can numbers be written in script?

2006-09-03 21:44:33 · 2 answers · asked by newyorktocountry 2 in Mathematics

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What would make a satisfied mind?

people can't seem to be happy anymore without junking up their lives. They are so needy.
What is it going to take to satisfy them?

2006-09-03 21:44:14 · 7 answers · asked by deed 5 in Other - Society & Culture

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Why do they say military personnel are putting their life on the line?

for their country?

Our soldiers in Iraq are tools of evil for a cause that, wait, no cause whatsoever.

2006-09-03 21:44:05 · 12 answers · asked by WhatNever 2 in Politics

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What the world’s situations would be if Islam were a true releigion?

(I am not Christian and not have any religion because I hate all religions)

2006-09-03 21:43:52 · 14 answers · asked by Hitomi Love 1 in Religion & Spirituality

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Rice Whore Rice Whore Rice Whore?

I HATE HER!!!!

2006-09-03 21:43:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do i look ?

2006-09-03 21:43:27 · 16 answers · asked by Kris 2 in Singles & Dating

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If I sign on would they realise that I live with someone who recieves benefits due to a heart condition?

We live together and I dont want to effect the benefits that she recieves. Its only due to my seasonal contract ending and should find work soon. I am not registered at this address and really wondering if they would pick it up?

2006-09-03 21:43:20 · 14 answers · asked by jtun23 2 in Careers & Employment

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i had 2 abortion.now i want to conceive but after intercorse sperm om outside.i want to know how i wil conciev

for last 3months before periods when i suck my breast a whit think come(look like milk) but during periods it doesnt come.i want to know why this happen?

2006-09-03 21:43:05 · 9 answers · asked by sweta 1 in Trying to Conceive