Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night
after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind
the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin
to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a
short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Mildred and asks,
"Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?" and he replies
SEX!!!"
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I
held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held
it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips his
trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the
garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would
hold Howard's manhood.
Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting
place.
alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make
sure that he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home
where she found him sitting by the pool with another female
resident, Ethel, who was holding Howard's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
have that I don't have?!?"
Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's.
Enjoy,
2006-09-03 21:45:10 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AS Woody Allen would say: What can I say?
2006-09-03 21:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but Howard didn't know that Mildred is epileptic
2006-09-03 21:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My imaginary Friend says he likes to smell watermelons
:P
2006-09-04 01:35:30 · answer #3 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL haahahaah thats to funny, thats great,
2006-09-03 21:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by Dawn C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2006-09-03 21:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by toughguy2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-03 21:55:32 · answer #6 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha!!! Everyone likes a little motion. ;-)
2006-09-03 21:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by liljomo1234 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A Good one. LOL.
2006-09-03 22:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
KOOL
2006-09-03 21:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by wow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH... really nice..
2006-09-03 21:49:02 · answer #10 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋