So here's the plan: I want to get back at this bastard. I did some thinking and the best way to get back at him is to send him a box of poop. Then when he opens the box, the poop will splat on his face. So yesterday, I ate some nachos, chips, beans and all those stuff that gives you diarrhea/constipation. And this morning, I woke up to take a crap. Man, it was not good. The smell was so horrible that it could kill your dead cat. And I thought I was gunna died from pooping. So I took a big chunk of poop and placed it in a box(which I will then ship it to him). I also put some springs in it so when he opens it, it'll pop right into his ugly face. The only concerns I'm having are: A)the smell will make people suspicious B)the mailman gets hungry and eats it, C)the trap will be destroy from all those bumping in the delivery truck.
so anyone think my plan will work?
2006-09-01
03:16:09
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