So here's the plan: I want to get back at this bastard. I did some thinking and the best way to get back at him is to send him a box of poop. Then when he opens the box, the poop will splat on his face. So yesterday, I ate some nachos, chips, beans and all those stuff that gives you diarrhea/constipation. And this morning, I woke up to take a crap. Man, it was not good. The smell was so horrible that it could kill your dead cat. And I thought I was gunna died from pooping. So I took a big chunk of poop and placed it in a box(which I will then ship it to him). I also put some springs in it so when he opens it, it'll pop right into his ugly face. The only concerns I'm having are: A)the smell will make people suspicious B)the mailman gets hungry and eats it, C)the trap will be destroy from all those bumping in the delivery truck.
so anyone think my plan will work?
2006-09-01 03:16:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
its a lousy plan
2006-09-01 03:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A better plan would be to leave the box of poop at his front door, light it on fire, and then ring his doorbell. Than run around the back of his house, and knock on his back door, or if he doesn't have one call his phone. The hoped for result is that he stomps all over the flaming poop to put it out and then runs in to his house with it all over his feet.
2006-09-01 10:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The mechanism is the prob, also, the poop might loose the smell since delivery takes a LONG time...
2006-09-01 10:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by denxxchua 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey, why dont you do us all a favor and get some help. Because you are one sick person. And no I dont think that your plan would work to good. Because you would get into alot of trouble for sending human feces via mail. So no this would not work at all.
2006-09-04 21:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by krisn_us 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
human poop is actually considered to be a bio hazard waste , that could get you into alot of trouble . its a nice idea if you really want revenge leave them alone let then drop off the earth if they think they cant get under your skin it tears them up , good luck
2006-09-01 19:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by Kitten,Doc 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummmmmm, ok what did this person do to deserve that? Because that's probably not a good idea, I'm pretty sure it's illegal. Is getting back at this person worth whatever fine you are going to have to pay when you get caught trying to give everyone who handles this "package" a disease?
2006-09-01 10:24:22 · answer #6 · answered by *~HoNeYBeE~* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The CIA may investigate youfor sending hazardous materials through the mail. It's a funny idea though.
2006-09-05 05:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by nursesr4evr 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
actually, the joke is on you, because you picked up your poop and put it in a box...
2006-09-01 10:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
man are you ever one sick person seek help get counceling
2006-09-01 10:22:29 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
(shakes head) You are one sick puppy!
2006-09-02 02:18:24 · answer #10 · answered by Lani 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋