The villain tht goes by the name of Oderus is spreading heresay and rumors! It is evil, and all tht spread tht blasphemy, according to the Gospel of the FSM, WILL NOT GET THE VOLCANO AND STRIPPER! (not to mention they are doing nothing to help the global warming problem.) I, one of the devout followers of his noodly appendage, have decided it is time to launch crusades on one of a strongly Oderus influenced cities, Winchestertonville, Iowa! Who will stand with me and act as the Noodly one's earthly appendage? Who will destroy the moronic, decieved, followers of Oderus...Who will stand with me? Jerusalem..I mean Winchestertonville, Iowa will burn in the flames of FSM's wrath!!!! And once we capture the town we will put all the followers of Oderus into a gas chamber and burn their bodies in ovens!!! So, What say you?!? WHO WILL STAND WITH ME?
2006-08-30
13:59:34
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