The villain tht goes by the name of Oderus is spreading heresay and rumors! It is evil, and all tht spread tht blasphemy, according to the Gospel of the FSM, WILL NOT GET THE VOLCANO AND STRIPPER! (not to mention they are doing nothing to help the global warming problem.) I, one of the devout followers of his noodly appendage, have decided it is time to launch crusades on one of a strongly Oderus influenced cities, Winchestertonville, Iowa! Who will stand with me and act as the Noodly one's earthly appendage? Who will destroy the moronic, decieved, followers of Oderus...Who will stand with me? Jerusalem..I mean Winchestertonville, Iowa will burn in the flames of FSM's wrath!!!! And once we capture the town we will put all the followers of Oderus into a gas chamber and burn their bodies in ovens!!! So, What say you?!? WHO WILL STAND WITH ME?
2006-08-30 13:59:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oops..spelled pastafarians wrong..Oh well..DOWN WITH WINCHESTERTONVILLE!
2006-08-30 14:03:36 · update #1
awww..yes. You fellow patafarians have enlightened me. We don't want to follow in the violent steps of the Christian and islam religion. Let people choose their own paths. :) Thx for the reminder, isn't enough they will never get their beer volcano and stripper?
2006-08-30 14:10:27 · update #2
I stand with you, brother!
Onward pasta soldiers,
Marching as to war,
With the Noodly 'Pendage
Flopping on before.
Flour is His righteousness
Water is His sword.
When they come together
See His foes all gored.
Onward pasta soldiers
In the name of truth.
For His mighty meatball
We'll fight nail and tooth
Hhahahaha..tht's brilliant. Can't wait to pick you as a best answer ;).
2006-08-30 14:20:36 · update #3
I stand with you, brother!
Onward pasta soldiers,
Marching as to war,
With the Noodly 'Pendage
Flopping on before.
Flour is His righteousness
Water is His sword.
When they come together
See His foes all gored.
Onward pasta soldiers
In the name of truth.
For His mighty meatball
We'll fight nail and tooth!
2006-08-30 14:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will stand with you, Long live the flying spegetti monster. But I'm not so sure about the burning and distroying and what-not. Isn't that like the Holicaust? Shouldn't we let people choose their own path? if they don't get to see the stripper factory and beer volcano, who cares? its there lost. May you be touched by his noodly appendage, Ramen
2006-08-30 21:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, no, but thanks for the offer. I kind of have to make people stop before the gas ovens start up. You don't wnat to be associated with those Nazi Fundamentalists from Christianity and Islam, do you? Just don't let them into the barbecue around the volcano. They will dehydrate from crying so much.
2006-08-30 21:07:28 · answer #3 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You!
While you prattle on and on about the 'poor Pastafarians, every minute of every day the Purple Grapes of Narcissus are in die need of UN intervention!
All their lives they have devoted to the Tuna-Shaped Grail, yet the
evil Sind-skrits of the Yellow Desert have sworn to annihilate them!
Why oh why does no one hear their cries for help?
Is it because they do not have large reserves of oil in their land?
Or they have no other major commodities the wealthy of the earth have interest in?
Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!1
OICU812
2006-08-30 21:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will! Long live the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Force them to follow the 8 I'd really rather you didn'ts
2006-08-30 21:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by millancad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a well chosen screen name.
No, I won't - pastafarians are misguided fools!
2006-08-30 21:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We religious folks can be aparody of ourselves sometimes.......thanks for the gentle reminder
2006-08-30 21:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by steve f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, I have an FSM symbol on the back of my car (from evolvefish.com).
2006-08-30 21:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by ckk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what
2006-08-30 21:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by wise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋