All categories - 30 August 2006

John finds a lamp, rubs it and out comes a genie.

The genie says he will grant John three wishes with one condition: everything he wishes for, his wife will get double. So John says thats fine.

First John wishes for a million pounds, so his wife got 2 million. Then John wished for a ferari and his wife gets 2.

Pausing for a moment, John says "Why dont you scare me half to death?"

2006-08-30 16:17:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

stupid retards...everytime they walk by me..that pulled on it..when im not noticing....freaking hurts and im sick of it...because im like the only one in my grade...or high school that has excessive side burns...

2006-08-30 16:17:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

2006-08-30 16:17:13 · 9 answers · asked by boogyman 1 in Singles & Dating

I have a xlarge master bedroom with brick red "porch Paint" walls. and black baseboards. White ceiling and white carpet. How can I accessorize to make it a little less "risque" looking? I love the color.Also black curtains

2006-08-30 16:17:09 · 4 answers · asked by ANGELA D 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

Does anyone know a "great" way to get rid of split ends that really works????

2006-08-30 16:17:03 · 14 answers · asked by zoe 3 in Hair

2006-08-30 16:16:59 · 9 answers · asked by olivia 2 in Small Business

I understand there is a bill that is trying to be passed that would make it a court-martial offense for servicemen and women to pray in the name of Jesus because it might offend someone of another faith. Of course praying in and of itself might be offensive to some so I guess next praying at all will get you court-martialed.

2006-08-30 16:16:51 · 28 answers · asked by Joshua'sPond 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-30 16:16:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Be funny.......LOL

2006-08-30 16:16:47 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

She lives in upstate Ny, and her husband and 2 children are living in New Mexico. They are not divorced but have been living apart for several years. He has full custody and she can only see them on holidays. The main reason he has custody is becasue she works a low paying job at a retail store, and he is an archaeologist . (She was married to him the whole time he was in school, she worked and whatched the children) She now pays him child support and recently had to go to court and it was raised. She may have to get a second job...What can she do to get her children back. She can't afford a lawyer??(They were married in the state of CA)

2006-08-30 16:16:43 · 15 answers · asked by mrkittypong 5 in Marriage & Divorce

Heard it the other day--When I was a younger man , I hadn't a care, fooling around, doing the town, growing my head, you came along,,,, and gave me a smile,, said your much too young, your life aint begun,,,,lets talk for awhile,,, since then I never looked back, its almost like living a dream,, and ohhh I love you. It went something like that, Does anyone remember this? I looked on Lyrics and couldn't find it

2006-08-30 16:16:37 · 8 answers · asked by b4utell 3 in Music

i hope you can get it before friday

2006-08-30 16:16:35 · 2 answers · asked by toodie9232 1 in Homework Help

2006-08-30 16:16:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-30 16:16:18 · 6 answers · asked by Until It Sleeps 2 in Television

READ THIS: I am creating a team for Strat-o-matic baseball (a card and dice baseball game). I need a good (and I mean really good) team name. Here are the rules with the names:

1. It can't be rude, obscene, etc.
2. It MUST MUST MUST consist of a city and a team nickname
3. It must be cool (really sweet name por favor)
4. It can't have anything to do with baseball (as in, no Sluggers, etc.)
5. The city and the nickname can't start with the same letter


The best answer will be chosen (and it will also be the name of my team)

One more rule: It can't be associated with any professional teams

I've asked this question a few times and have gotten a total of ZERO satisfactory responses... PLEASE HELP ME AND COME UP WITH A SWEET NAME!

2006-08-30 16:16:14 · 19 answers · asked by f5rt65 2 in Baseball

SHOULD I SHAVE MY PUBIC HAIR???
IM 13, AND SHOULD I SHAVE THE PATCH???
HOW???
IM SERIOUS.

2006-08-30 16:16:10 · 15 answers · asked by Antonio 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-30 16:16:09 · 11 answers · asked by xscarredapplex 1 in Physics

A lot of overweight women say theyre voluptuous. Can someone please tell me the difference? This is an honest question,no silly answers

2006-08-30 16:16:05 · 12 answers · asked by michele 3 in Skin & Body

She's just beginning and going thru irregular periods. As you can probably guess, this is annoying. Is there anything she can take or do at this point (without seeing a doc just yet) that may help lessen the problems?

For all you sickos out there, this is a serious question and I do not appreciate dumb answers!

2006-08-30 16:16:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

Is it believable to you?

2006-08-30 16:15:55 · 4 answers · asked by Peaches 2 in Books & Authors

2006-08-30 16:15:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-30 16:15:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

I have become so lazy, that has never been me. I want to get back to the way I was. I feel I have lost myself. What can I do??

2006-08-30 16:15:38 · 14 answers · asked by mouse 2 in Mental Health

2006-08-30 16:15:37 · 1 answers · asked by adrien a 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

2006-08-30 16:15:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-30 16:15:32 · 3 answers · asked by grandma phyl 1 in Other - Visual Arts

2006-08-30 16:15:29 · 9 answers · asked by Vidit 2 in Other - Sports