John finds a lamp, rubs it and out comes a genie.
The genie says he will grant John three wishes with one condition: everything he wishes for, his wife will get double. So John says thats fine.
First John wishes for a million pounds, so his wife got 2 million. Then John wished for a ferari and his wife gets 2.
Pausing for a moment, John says "Why dont you scare me half to death?"
2006-08-30 16:17:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha, man she must have really pissed him off.
2006-08-30 16:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's mean. i hope my husband would never say something like that. We would share everything we got anyway, and i would never deny him anything that would make him unhappy. anyway, why not just ask for a divorce? maybe he'd get a portion of what she has anyway. So then they'd both be happy, and wouldn't have to deal with each other, or be dead, or hurt(as i've heard this joke as "beat me half to death)
2006-08-30 17:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-08-30 16:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by Simon Grey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 guys from different countries on vacation, find a magic lamp.
"Simply bring me back to my country" zim!
"Bring me back to my rich country and surround it with a strong wall" zam!
"That last one was annoying, since his country has a strong wall, fill it up with poop!" And so everyone got is nice wish ;-)
2006-08-30 16:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it where he asks to be beaten half to death.
2006-08-30 16:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-08-31 01:44:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, actually laughed out loud at that one
2006-08-30 16:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww dats mean.. but funny lol
2006-08-30 17:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by hot_but_taken_by_my_man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
2006-08-30 16:41:04 · answer #9 · answered by barry r 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that was good. you guys never give up do you?
2006-08-30 16:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋