The saga continues......
There I was sitting on the couch drinking a corona and watching my hot tamale doing her strip show, dang i never get tired of that, when I suddenly noticed that I was out of beer, I figured I better get some more but when I checked my wallet it was empty again. I thought I really need to find a way to make more money Suddenly I had a great idea, why dont I take my hot illegal stripper down to apply for welfare, I could really rake in some money and why not everyone else does it. So i called uncle Hose A and asked him if he could get the paperwork, he said he would take care of it for me, cost me a case of corona. The next morning I was off to the welfare office. At first they gave us a hard time then I explained that she was illegal and I was only trying to help her get a better life, they started throwing all kinds of money at us, foodstamps,wic, medicaid, I thought this is great I can quit my job and not have to worry!! WHAT A COUNTRY!!!!!!
2006-08-12
05:08:38
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FRITOLAY
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Immigration