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The saga continues......
There I was sitting on the couch drinking a corona and watching my hot tamale doing her strip show, dang i never get tired of that, when I suddenly noticed that I was out of beer, I figured I better get some more but when I checked my wallet it was empty again. I thought I really need to find a way to make more money Suddenly I had a great idea, why dont I take my hot illegal stripper down to apply for welfare, I could really rake in some money and why not everyone else does it. So i called uncle Hose A and asked him if he could get the paperwork, he said he would take care of it for me, cost me a case of corona. The next morning I was off to the welfare office. At first they gave us a hard time then I explained that she was illegal and I was only trying to help her get a better life, they started throwing all kinds of money at us, foodstamps,wic, medicaid, I thought this is great I can quit my job and not have to worry!! WHAT A COUNTRY!!!!!!

2006-08-12 05:08:38 · 16 answers · asked by FRITOLAY 1 in Politics & Government Immigration

Sorry uncle Hose B is running illegals across the border right now and cant be reached.

2006-08-12 05:20:24 · update #1

OOPS!!! I offended someone by burning their flag, TOO BAD, this is america I can burn any flag I want, you burn mine I burn yours get over it it is only a flag, Do you by that crap HYPOCRITE?

2006-08-12 06:24:13 · update #2

16 answers

LOVE YOUR PIC. I wish more would show the Mexican flag in flames.

2006-08-12 05:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by Our Turn 2 · 2 4

whats up with the burning flag? how rude. but of course if a mexican had a pic of a burning american flag we would probably go to war with them. what the hell is wrong with you. get over your racist drunk moneyless and brainless self, get a job, and a new pic. then stop demeaning your stripper and using her adn give her a better life. stop being such a bastard. your wallets empty for a reason.

2006-08-12 05:22:53 · answer #2 · answered by flirtatiousrocker 2 · 1 2

Why don't you start with getting a job, instead of mooching off an illegal prostitute.....Boozer!

2006-08-12 05:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Some think you are for real .
Point well taken ,and so true, if it were not so sickening it would be funny .

2006-08-12 05:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Elaine814 5 · 0 0

I prefer my strippers bathed and without a case of crabs.

2006-08-12 05:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

very funny and true . i was waiting for a mention of your other uncle hose b

2006-08-12 05:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

you need a loan? I have plenty of cash that i saved on cheap vegetables and fruits

2006-08-12 05:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Too funny Have a great day.

2006-08-12 05:21:58 · answer #8 · answered by firestarter 6 · 0 2

funny but sadly happening everywhere

2006-08-12 05:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by hayleylov 6 · 0 0

the better question is , whos not running out of cash or gas.....

2006-08-12 05:11:27 · answer #10 · answered by lost&confused 5 · 2 0

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