An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old
fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than
twenty pounds of apples."
"I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange
tree".
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A worker who was being paid by the week approached his employer and
held up his last paycheck. "This is two hundred dollars less than we
agreed on," he said.
"I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred
dollars, and you never complained."
"Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake," the worker answered, "but
when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."
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Four-word story of employment: Hired, tired, mired, fired.
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