miscellinous jokes~~~~~~~~~~enjoy?

Question

An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old
fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than
twenty pounds of apples."
"I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange
tree".

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A worker who was being paid by the week approached his employer and
held up his last paycheck. "This is two hundred dollars less than we
agreed on," he said.
"I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred
dollars, and you never complained."
"Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake," the worker answered, "but
when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."

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Four-word story of employment: Hired, tired, mired, fired.

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Answer 1

These are not childish jokes! These are good funny solid stuff here. They are not full of stuff that 13 year olds should not be subjected to and there are a lot of them on here in the daytime, and will be for a couple more weeks until school starts.
These are really good simply and you keep em coming, lets start a trend in a good direction. friend.

Answer 2

I like them.

Answer 3

Thank you for posting them, I enjoyed them very much.

Answer 4

not looking for adult jokes in here but this is way too childish and old..sorry

Answer 5

not bad at all..
and it's nice of you for wanting to brighten up someone's day...

Answer 6

yes, I did enjoy thank you.

Answer 7

nice job!

Answer 8

not bad

Answer 9

they were ok.