All categories - 7 August 2006

my question is, what is the most sickest most offensive joke ever?

2006-08-07 04:30:01 · 15 answers · asked by Matt 1 in Jokes & Riddles

When I "render" a "composition", the video I get has no sound. How do I fix this?

2006-08-07 04:30:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Visual Arts

Is he a candidate to replace Paul Tagliabue?

2006-08-07 04:29:59 · 2 answers · asked by MJF150 2 in Football (American)

We live together and he basically maintains me. Things are not the same and he says he just payed for one but never had sex with her because he was too drugged. What advice can I get? Please I'm desperate.

2006-08-07 04:29:58 · 19 answers · asked by Jersey Girl 1 in Singles & Dating

XXX

2006-08-07 04:29:55 · 9 answers · asked by gertie 4 in Polls & Surveys

For all you idiots that answered this yesterday shut up i dont need it. I have a condtion that doesnt allow me to got outdoors I can afford a computer because i work online im nowhere near lazy i have 3 very small children. But since i cant go to the store like all of you im looking for an online store that will let me use my ebt card. thanks to everyone who is not a rude *** and will acully try to help.

2006-08-07 04:29:51 · 6 answers · asked by cammy72476 1 in Other - Food & Drink

ok
two marine bioligists were figuring out ways to fend off a shark.
one says "punch it in the nose!" then the other says,"if that doesnt work, you shoud hit it with your stump."

2006-08-07 04:29:49 · 16 answers · asked by DirtBikeRipper#10 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Concerning pregnancy.

2006-08-07 04:29:45 · 3 answers · asked by AlliCat02 1 in Pregnancy

2006-08-07 04:29:44 · 15 answers · asked by ditzycatlover 2 in Pregnancy

i'm in a class in college that i have to find somebody to interview that is from like a big belief that isn't like christianity something so i need to talk to like a muslim or hindu person and just ask them questions about their faith. anybody wanna be interviewed or knows somebody who would wanna be?

2006-08-07 04:29:43 · 12 answers · asked by Gdawg 2 in Religion & Spirituality

My dad and I suffered some flea bites from our dogs. Does anyone know of treament for the secondary infections brought on from scratching (sorry! It really itched)?

2006-08-07 04:29:42 · 4 answers · asked by ridersinthesky11 2 in Skin Conditions

I am planning to do a Modern Apprenticeship and need nursery to take me on and pay me.

2006-08-07 04:29:41 · 2 answers · asked by gr_bateman 4 in Preschool

2006-08-07 04:29:37 · 23 answers · asked by KU 4 in Law Enforcement & Police

we were divorced in 0ct. 2005, he had a girl friend, i was lost did'nt know what to do, we had been married 18 years and have 2 children, he was happy go lucky as long as I begged him to come home, but i got tired of being hurt time after time, I started dating fell deeply in love and got remarried, he also remarried, but he does nothing but lye to our children about me and my new husband, he is trying to turn my kids against me and is doing a very good job, our 17 year old only talks to me if she wants somthing our 8 year old, lies to me treats me like dirt, what should i do? He is not scared of our court system, contempt means nothing to him.

2006-08-07 04:29:36 · 5 answers · asked by kar e 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-08-07 04:29:33 · 5 answers · asked by Valkyrie 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am in a marriage of almost 10 years (together 5 years before marraige) and I feel the reason for our marital discord is the lack of romance. In my opinion just being there everyday is not enough, it takes effort to keep things from becoming stale. Marriage without romance seems like a glorified friendship, don't you need the romance to seperate the two? And shouldn't both be responsible for keeping it alive?

2006-08-07 04:29:33 · 15 answers · asked by Completly in love... 2 in Marriage & Divorce

ok, so ive been dating him for like 5 months...almost....but regardless. im absolutely crazycrazy about him. but im 17 and i know that i dont know what love is and i refuse to believe that neone our age does. i also think that he's getting attached to me in a bad way. like yeah, we're attached, but friends say that w/ previous g/f he's had, he gets too attached and when they break up he takes it way too badly. i also just want to have fun. we're in high school. i dont want anything super serious. im not a serious person. im hyper and annoying to a lot of ppl and crazy and loud and my goal i this life is to have fun. now he tells me that he was meant to love me and that he needs me. im scared. terified. thats dependance. im not dependable. at all. at all all. i have to tell him that he cant say that to me b/ while it feels real and i almost feel that way, too, it would be a lie. i need to tell him that we cant be serious in that way b/ thats not what we can have.......but how?

2006-08-07 04:29:30 · 3 answers · asked by myra 1 in Singles & Dating

I am refering to this article. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060807/us_nm/iraq_mahmudiya_dc_9;_ylt=Ar1zayfXt5Ii4NfsazC.kw5sbEwB;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

2006-08-07 04:29:28 · 20 answers · asked by smilingsatan 1 in Military

Or are they being forced to do so under threat of death?

It is very well known that most of the 'innocent' deaths being pictured in the media area result of Hizzbolla policy of using human shields in the hope Israel WILL attack so they can spue the dead bodies on TV and give Israel bad publicity.

Are these women willing accomplices or are they being threatened to do so?

Seconly, how can the liberal 'drive by' media be so stupid as to not report on this dipicable attrocity by Hizzbolla?

2006-08-07 04:29:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

sexy chicks or beautiful gals???????

2006-08-07 04:29:25 · 11 answers · asked by B P 2 in Singles & Dating

Do you feel like you are disconnected from your neighbors in the suburbs? Do you even know your neighbors? Do people sit
on their porch and people watch in the summers, or hide in their
home away from the world? Does anyone actually care or give a
damn about you in your development? Would they even bat an eye
if you died or took ill? Again, do you feel disconnected from the
people that surround you where you live? Personally, I feel road
rage even from the people in my own subdivision. I have been
cut off even leaving my subdivision by my wonderful neighbors.
I don't know where the anger comes from. Its an upscale place
and most people are making big bucks, but they seem to be the most miserable and petty people you'll ever meet!
I blame it all on the way developers have laid out subdivisons
in the last 10-15 years. They are built expressly to isolate people.
Every one has the illusion that they are a private castle with the
drawbridge drawn up. Written in the sub's DNA...

2006-08-07 04:29:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I am pretty straight forward with women. I do not go into "mack mode" when I see a woman I would like to talk to. I simply start talking. I once told a waitress she was going home with me. I asked her what time she was getting off and she told me. I dropped it at that point but I am sure she would have come with me. I was criticized by my comrades for not being smoother. What was I supposed to say? "Hey girl, you look fly in them apple bottoms, like to get all up in that." I cannot talk like that, it seems ridiculous.

2006-08-07 04:29:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Religion is basically a myth, with some truth thrown in for good measure. The myth provides such enormous psychological comfort to the believers that, with the partial truth thrown in, the entire religious structure appears to be as real as the shining sun at noonday. It is all based on the ENORMOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL COMFORT that the myths generate.

2006-08-07 04:29:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-07 04:29:06 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-08-07 04:29:05 · 14 answers · asked by aj 1 in Small Business

2006-08-07 04:29:00 · 18 answers · asked by ⋆╙•ash•╖⋆ 3 in Careers & Employment

2006-08-07 04:28:55 · 2 answers · asked by Timothy D 1 in Other - Home & Garden

want date with bf, but my bf is drive motorcycle / motor
he don't have car..
if i wear high shoe isvery hard for me?
how?

2006-08-07 04:28:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

i always pick the thimble.

2006-08-07 04:28:50 · 50 answers · asked by xcrunner3393 3 in Polls & Surveys