U knOw u bALcK If u
1) you use the microwave more than you use the stove.
2) you aint played solitaire wit real cards in years
3) something stinks soo bad, but your black azz smells it twice. (you know you did it before)
4) you'd rather search the whole house for the remote instead of just using the button on the tv.
6) you try to YANK the tissue when your taking a sh!t instead of just taking your time and rippin it slowly.
(wastin azz wiping supplies)
7) you read this list, & keep nodding smiling and laughing
8) you know your black if you look foward to TAX FREE WEEKEND its the only time you shop hard body.
9) when your talking to your friend and they are looking over your shoulder, then your nosey azz turns around and looks too. (you know you did it before and you know your gonna test it out again on one of your black azz friends)
10) and.. you was too busy to notice whats wrong with number 5. (go ahead.......LOOK)
11) you actually scrolled back up to check that it was no 5
12) & now you laughing at your stupidity
13) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends
2006-08-03
07:05:05
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