All categories - 1 August 2006

2006-08-01 15:49:43 · 16 answers · asked by CathyG 2 in Television

I love it a question that gets answers or just people who say yeah make your new lds and draw out all the morons from each ward to visit if they dare lol. Look i dont wish to get anyone out of your wards? Im just simply taking your faith your belief or your cult i should say and making it stronger. So put away your book of mormon and through it in the fire or keep it on the shelf?

I dont think everyone wants to be in your fake faith i have talked to tons of people who told me they dont want to be apart of lds and they tricked them in saying they would provide for them and that they would gain eternity if they followed there way and should i say there laws as it is not the laws that bible follows by?

Why be apart of a religion that is made up fantasy and writen by a damn fraud who stole wrongfully from the egyptains?

2006-08-01 15:49:29 · 14 answers · asked by Drake Radison 1 in Religion & Spirituality

i'm looking for a website that shows where candidates stand on the issues... specifically for massachusetts governor's race... but any good ones will do

2006-08-01 15:49:26 · 1 answers · asked by misterlyle 3 in Government

Does anyone else think this is crazy?

2006-08-01 15:49:20 · 14 answers · asked by save_me_now 3 in Parenting

2006-08-01 15:49:15 · 14 answers · asked by trouble_gum 2 in Other - Arts & Humanities

The little girl I'm in the process of adopting will be here in 2 weeks for a 2 week visit. I need some ideas on how to keep her entertained. We will be going to a couple lakes, the zoo, miniature golf and to make personalized teddy bears. I make plenty of money, but don't want her to learn to be a spoiled, so some ideas on keeping her happy without spending hundreds of dollars would be nice. I'll be giving her an allowance while she's here, so she'll have some of her own money to spend as well. HELP!! I need ideas quick! Thanks a bunch!! :) ~Kendra Leigh

2006-08-01 15:49:12 · 12 answers · asked by Kendra Leigh 2 in Parenting

I thought the last one anybody actually bought was "Emotional Rescue" in the late 70s... and THAT one SUCKED!!!

2006-08-01 15:49:03 · 4 answers · asked by mayorofsteveville2002 3 in Music

The two females are NOT friendly. They are 10 and 11 years old, and the new cat will be a kitten

2006-08-01 15:49:01 · 12 answers · asked by upstatenewyork 1 in Cats

I am intreested in purchasing an area rug that is a replica of Edvard Munch's "Scream". Anybody know where I could find such a thing? Thanks :0)

2006-08-01 15:48:56 · 2 answers · asked by yummymummy 3 in Painting

Why do people think they are the same as anteaters?

2006-08-01 15:48:49 · 5 answers · asked by Suit of Flames 2 in Zoology

Hi
I need some ideas..I'm starting a small work at home company making modest clothing for women. Most likely moms and moms-to-be will be interested in my product.
It will also be the name that I use for my website as well.
I'm so stuck on a name to reflect the business.

any ideas?
thanks in advance.

2006-08-01 15:48:46 · 7 answers · asked by ms_manaal 2 in Small Business

I've been in college the last 4 years and lost touch with my ghetto girls.I need to find out how the latest dances go and maybe what music videos I can see them in? Also tell me what part of the country the dance came from. I'd be greatful if you can just name a few of them for me, but if you got the link to where I can see em, that would be even better.

2006-08-01 15:48:41 · 9 answers · asked by strong_beautifulqueen 2 in Music

I have braces and have had them for 3 years now.

2006-08-01 15:48:38 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Dental

2006-08-01 15:48:29 · 3 answers · asked by robecca_san 1 in Alternative Medicine

so many yahoo answer people are hostile I have noticed and you have the jerks that go to EVERY possible question and insult it. MY big pet peeve on here is when I answer a question and then its removed while I'm answering LOL. What enrages you on Yahoo answers???

2006-08-01 15:48:29 · 16 answers · asked by ChrissyLicious 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ok, at the begining of March I wrote 2 checks to a group for a camping trip and tshirts. the trip was rescheduled 2 times.After the second cancellation we had to back out of the trip with the understanding we would get our money back. End of April, beginning of May they still had not cashed my checks.I asked for them back considering they were gonna give us money back anyways,they said no, Ok no big deal,I told them to cash the checks that week or they would bounce. I only put money in that account during the school year, and they were told that They cashed the checks the week of July 18th.Caused my account to go into overdraft. They waited 5 MONTHS to cash 2 checks totalling 47.00.overdraft fees of 68.00. They dont feel they should have to pay me the overdraft fees back, even after they were told the money wouldnt be in that account after a certain date.They are sending me my 47.00, Do I keep fighting for the other 68.00 or drop it? I didnt do stop payment cause it was 25 per check

2006-08-01 15:48:26 · 1 answers · asked by kutskova29 3 in Other - Business & Finance

what is the correct way to pray a novena; for example, St Joseph's nine day, nine morning novena--suppose you miss the entire morning because you got busy at work, will it still be effective saying the prayer as soon as you remember? Or do you have to start the nine days over? same question for the 9-hour novenas---

2006-08-01 15:48:21 · 5 answers · asked by nowisthetime 2 in Religion & Spirituality

instructions please! and detailed cuz i wanna noe how to do the stroke!!! pleaseeee today i was competeing with this giel with breststroke and i lost soooo badlu in front of like 50 people!! some were laughing too!! please help me!!!

2006-08-01 15:48:18 · 3 answers · asked by mizzang3la 2 in Swimming & Diving

A soda float is putting your favorite flavor of icecream in a bowl or cup and adding your favorite flavor of soda.My fave is vanilla icecream with root beer soda and chocolate icecream with diet coke.

2006-08-01 15:48:13 · 8 answers · asked by charmed_ones_lover 4 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-08-01 15:48:03 · 11 answers · asked by spongebob05 1 in Friends

There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare
plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.

Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as "mother", although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of the person if a close biological link did not in fact exist.

Nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional households, although she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed.

One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house.

"But mother, won't this be stealing work from the unionized people who have struggled for years to earn the right to carry all packages between various people in the woods?"

Red Riding Hood's mother assured her that she had called the union boss and gotten a special compassionate mission exemption form.

"But mother, aren't you oppressing me by ordering me to do this?"

Red Riding Hood's mother pointed out that it was impossible for womyn to oppress each other, since all womyn were equally oppressed until all womyn were free.

"But mother, then shouldn't you have my brother carry the basket, since he's an oppressor, and should learn what it's like to be oppressed?"

And Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her brother was attending a special rally for animal rights, and besides, this wasn't stereotypical womyn's work, but an empowering deed that would help engender a feeling of community.

"But won't I be oppressing Grandma, by implying that she's sick and hence unable to independently further her own selfhood?"

But Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her grandmother wasn't actually sick or incapacitated or mentally handicapped in any way,
although that was not to imply that any of these conditions were inferior to what some people called "health".

Thus Red Riding Hood felt that she could get behind the idea of delivering the basket to her grandmother, and so she set off.

Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place, but Red Riding Hood knew that this was an irrational fear based on cultural paradigms instilled by a patriarchal society that regarded the natural world as an exploitable resource, and hence believed that natural predators were in fact intolerable competitors.

Other people avoided the woods for fear of thieves and deviants, but Red Riding Hood felt that in a truly classless society all marginalized peoples would be able to "come out" of the woods and be accepted as valid lifestyle role models.

On her way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood passed a woodchopper, and wandered off the path, in order to examine some flowers.

She was startled to find herself standing before a Wolf, who asked her what was in her basket.

Red Riding Hood's teacher had warned her never to talk to strangers, but she was confident in taking control of her own budding sexuality, and chose to dialogue with the Wolf.

She replied, "I am taking my Grandmother some healthful snacks in a gesture of solidarity."

The Wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop an alternative and yet entirely valid worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I would prefer to be on my way."

Red Riding Hood returned to the main path, and proceeded towards her Grandmother's house.

But because his status outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the Wolf knew of a quicker route to Grandma's house.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, a course of action affirmative of his nature as a predator.

Then, unhampered by rigid, traditionalist gender role notions, he put on Grandma's nightclothes, crawled under the bedclothes, and awaited developments.

Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said,

"Grandma, I have brought you some cruelty free snacks to salute you in your role of wise and nurturing matriarch."

The Wolf said softly "Come closer, child, so that I might see you."

Red Riding Hood said, "Goddess! Grandma, what big eyes you have!"

"You forget that I am optically challenged."

"And Grandma, what an enormous, what a fine nose you have."

"Naturally, I could have had it fixed to help my acting career, but I didn't give in to such societal pressures, my child."

"And Grandma, what very big, sharp teeth you have!"

The Wolf could not take any more of these racist slurs, and, in a reaction appropriate for his accustomed milieu, he leaped out of bed, grabbed Little Red Riding Hood, and opened his jaws so wide that she could see her poor Grandmother cowering in his belly.

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Red Riding Hood bravely shouted. "You must request my permission before proceeding to a new level of intimacy!"

The Wolf was so startled by this statement that he loosened his grasp on her.

At the same time, the woodchopper burst into the cottage, brandishing an ax.

"Hands off!" cried the woodchopper.

"And what do you think you're doing?" cried Little Red Riding Hood. "If I let you help me now, I would be expressing a lack of confidence in my own abilities, which would lead to poor self esteem and lower achievement scores on college entrance exams."

"Last chance, sister! Get your hands off that endangered species! This is an FBI sting!" screamed the woodchopper, and when Little Red
Riding Hood nonetheless made a sudden motion, he sliced off her head.

"Thank goodness you got here in time," said the Wolf. "The brat and her grandmother lured me in here. I thought I was a goner."

"No, I think I'm the real victim, here," said the woodchopper. "I've been dealing with my anger ever since I saw her picking those protected flowers earlier. And now I'm going to have such a trauma. Do you have any aspirin?"

"Sure," said the Wolf.

"Thanks."

"I feel your pain," said the Wolf, and he patted the woodchopper on his firm, well padded back, gave a little belch, and said, "Do you have any Maalox?"

2006-08-01 15:47:59 · 11 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-01 15:47:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-01 15:47:52 · 18 answers · asked by ficky14 1 in Current Events

I'm 31, and he's 28. I've ALWAYS dated OLDER men, like 6 years older. This would be a first for me. He is totally self-sufficient with a job and his own money, something that my ex's never could say for themselves. I'm scared. I haven't dated in 3 years! Am I worrying over nothing? He's everything I've never dated before, maybe it will work this time. I'm taking a chance to try something completely new...tell me I'm doing the right thing.

2006-08-01 15:47:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-01 15:47:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

plz put...

1.Name of city
2. What to do their
3. Some resturaunt names, location, and what should I order.
4. If you can a link with good info.

Best and most convincing gets Best Answer

2006-08-01 15:47:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I'm about 6" long. I have hair on one end and a hole on the other. If you put me in a moist hole and put me in and out really fast, white stuff will come out. What am I?

2006-08-01 15:47:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

than why has there always been a big fight over the City of Jerusalem???

2006-08-01 15:47:38 · 15 answers · asked by brandon 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Figure out tha artist name and song

Listen to your _______,gurl you know we should be ______,baby i-i jus cant do it,i-i just cant do____,its nevea a right time to ____________ goodbye but we kno dat we _____ go are seperate wayz, i kno ______ hard,but we gotta do it and its killin me ______,cuz its neva a right ____ a right time to say ______________



hint: his name intials are CB and his song is Sa____ Good_____

2006-08-01 15:47:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

POSSIBLE ????

2006-08-01 15:47:30 · 8 answers · asked by GirlLab 1 in Trying to Conceive