All categories - 15 July 2006

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to her the truth, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, t's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

2006-07-15 19:41:17 · 10 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-15 19:41:06 · 6 answers · asked by Kalley 2 in Government

2006-07-15 19:40:57 · 9 answers · asked by william 1 in Other - Computers

i'm having trouble trusting my boyfriend after being hurt by my last boyfriend. i feel like i'm just waiting for him to screw up. it's hard to enjoy the time we spend together because i feel like hes just going to go behind my back anyways. he's a great guy and everyone is assuring me that he wouldn't do that.. but i didn't think that my last boyfriend would either. it's driving me insane, i'm at the point where i might just break up with him to prevent from feeling like this. i really dont want to, i like him so much and truly care about him.

2006-07-15 19:40:56 · 14 answers · asked by sara901 2 in Singles & Dating

He could have created us as humans from the beginning. And if we have evolved, our character is still not much different from animals.

2006-07-15 19:40:50 · 20 answers · asked by krish 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-15 19:40:40 · 3 answers · asked by higs_field 2 in Music

2006-07-15 19:40:35 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

The sound card stopped working when I installed SP2 on this machine. I attempted to re-install the drivers from the manufacturer's website to no avail. I'm half-thinking of reinstalling Windows to try to fix this, but I'd rather not given the choice.

It's a laptop with a Realtek AC97 compatible sound card. Drivers were retrieved from both the laptop manufacturer and the sound chip manufacturer. The occasional system beep comes from the speakers, but no audio playback works.

Any thoughts?

2006-07-15 19:40:21 · 4 answers · asked by kx_wx 3 in Software

I have friends who like to date older men. One of my friends is almost 16 and her boyfriend kust turned 20 not to long ago... is that bad if both of their parents approve of their relationship?

2006-07-15 19:40:16 · 8 answers · asked by alicia b. 2 in Singles & Dating

late at home,

2006-07-15 19:40:14 · 9 answers · asked by soon_to_be_young_author 1 in Other - General Health Care

is there an organisation or individual who owns the biggest network ever (internet).

2006-07-15 19:40:10 · 13 answers · asked by Q'bie 1 in Internet

2006-07-15 19:40:09 · 1 answers · asked by Ankit S 1 in Biology

I used a netgear WG111T usb wifi adaptor to successfully connect to my wireless network and was able to connect to the Internet. I later used the same adapter on another network but have not succeeded since to connect to the Internet on my home network.

What is bugging me is that I succeed in connecting to the network but can't connect to the Internet. What I've noticed is that it is not able to automatically pick an IP address. When I manually type in an IP address it picks it but still wont give me access to the Internet.

Another observation is that when I type IPCONFIG/ALL at command prompt it displays the settings of the network I used but not my home settings. When I key in the IP settings manually I get my home settings but, like I said, I don't get access to the Internet.
I've tried it on different PCs but get same result. I tried cable and everything is fine.

I'm inclined to think the device has stored the settings of the second network but how do I get rid of that?

2006-07-15 19:40:06 · 7 answers · asked by kboakye1 2 in Computer Networking

2006-07-15 19:40:05 · 9 answers · asked by Gurlie 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

the book is about a mother and son, the mother talks about all she does for the son as he is growing up and it always repeats something like your mother i will always be. At the end of the book the mother is old and dying and the son in return takes the mother and holds her as she is dying and the son says the same thing to the mother my mother you will always be

2006-07-15 19:40:03 · 6 answers · asked by chris k 1 in Other - Entertainment

i have a bachelors degree and 9hrs towards my masters

2006-07-15 19:39:53 · 2 answers · asked by lagirl94 1 in Teaching

Hi,
Im new to banking.
I want to sign up for an online savings account and I saw they use ATMs to deposit.

IF I do this, is there any protection that my checks wont get lost?
How safe and reliable is this and how does it work exactly?

thanks

2006-07-15 19:39:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

The boys played baseball and basketball.

A. Compound subject
B. Adjectives
C. Compound object
D. Verbs

2006-07-15 19:39:28 · 4 answers · asked by xxlxx_extremity_hottie_xxlxx 1 in Other - Education

2006-07-15 19:39:21 · 1 answers · asked by disney lover 1 in Other - News & Events

I'm 21 and one of my girlfriends is 30. She likes my male friend who is also 21 and whenever we all hang out, I always have the feeling she has to upstage me in some way even though I don't even like the guy. She always tells me how old she feels. Is she threatened by me because I am closer to the man's age?

2006-07-15 19:39:08 · 11 answers · asked by Tulip 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-15 19:38:52 · 17 answers · asked by hagar 1 in Politics

Are these people stupid?
Some Women, and Men only date a certain race,
and alot times it has to do with them seeings all these celbs on tv that have personal trainers and are pamperd, or for the guys theyll see these black girls inmusic videos or on tv with nice bodys and asses, well Sceintific studies have been taken with all manners of steroetypes like the one that black guys have bigger ***** or somethin that was proven false and the dick size has to do with genetics as well as exercise will increase the dick size 2-3 inches in just a few months of exercising? and sceince has only found a few things different besides their color, they found black people age slower their skin doesnt age as fast. but all this dick and booty steroetypes have been prooved false so why do people still go by these stupid steroetypes are they just immature or what or retarded? I want your oppinion.

2006-07-15 19:38:47 · 6 answers · asked by Remedy 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-15 19:38:31 · 38 answers · asked by bush_kills_for_god 2 in Mental Health

2006-07-15 19:38:26 · 22 answers · asked by fdsfdsdf d 1 in Family

i also wanna know if its ok to keep sleeping on your stomache while ur not showing yet.....im only 2 months preg. is it ok??

2006-07-15 19:38:21 · 15 answers · asked by x_babygurl88_x 1 in Pregnancy

2006-07-15 19:38:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

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2006-07-15 19:37:54 · 7 answers · asked by Francine S 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Men failed in all sectors. Is it time for women to take over? (This question is really from my husband.)

2006-07-15 19:37:53 · 28 answers · asked by the other one 2 in Other - Politics & Government

Sticks and stones, maybe?

2006-07-15 19:37:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military