A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to her the truth, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, t's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
2006-07-15 19:41:17 · 10 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and then one day, the girl gave her grandmother a chocolate bar with macadamia nuts. since the grandma cant possibly eat the nuts, she just melts the chocolates in her mouth and spits the nuts on a jar.
one day her boyfriend went to see her and saw the jar of nuts and picked one and thought to himself, there is something different with the nut so he ate all of it.
2006-07-15 19:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by arthurmljr 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
jeeze you don't need to be telling people my life story ugh lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-16 02:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah funny joke im still laughing hahahah lol
2006-07-16 18:53:42 · answer #3 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funniieee 10a
2006-07-16 02:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh, but funny. heheh- hey hey hey wat is ur picture of. is it a igloo? it doesnt look like an igloo...
oooooooooooh so thats what it is. ya know it kinda looks like that, now that i know it is...
2006-07-16 02:47:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant belive you that was wrong but funny
2006-07-16 02:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and by t's ...do yo mean tea??? that was good anyway
2006-07-16 02:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by LoVeLy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good indeed
2006-07-16 03:04:35 · answer #8 · answered by viki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWW....THAT SO NASTY
2006-07-16 03:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Thanks for the laugh.
2006-07-16 02:45:12 · answer #10 · answered by jonzmom1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋