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2006-07-14 08:32:22 · 6 answers · asked by lackovizzle 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5. 3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate


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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try entering the command:C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring loudly. CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother -in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support



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Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNig htOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Signed,

Desperate

2006-07-14 08:32:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-14 08:32:16 · 4 answers · asked by alphapower 2 in Men's Health

hug,etc;

2006-07-14 08:32:08 · 6 answers · asked by brittanyfitts11 2 in Friends

I never see abortion clinics, in upscale nighborhoods. Do you think this is class or race related?

2006-07-14 08:32:07 · 9 answers · asked by admyr75 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-14 08:31:58 · 18 answers · asked by Q-Tee 1 in Skin & Body

I know I believe in God and Jesus Christ, but I read some of these answers and then I look out my window at the sun and the trees and the flowers and I wonder if they see what I see. If so where did all this come from and why are we so inteligent that we can think to ask all these questions?

2006-07-14 08:31:57 · 36 answers · asked by Theresa Rose 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-14 08:31:56 · 14 answers · asked by gopherchippyblue 1 in Dogs

but they are delaying the process. He is a college student and hasn't ever had trouble with the law here or there. His mother and sister got theirs. Could this be delayed because of everything going on in the media, and the new laws they want to keep passing on immigration?He is from Guatemalla but his fauther was german so he has a "white" last name but looks totally hispanic could this be the problem. I am just so worried he will get his citizen ship rejected and have to go back in 2011. That is not a good country to live in, and hes going to school working so hard to make a good life. Is there anything I can do, put in a letter of recomendation? write to my congressman?

2006-07-14 08:31:50 · 12 answers · asked by Eve 2 in Immigration

So far the only way I've seen to change it is to go into every single ep. and select Keep until: I delete. There must be a way to change this overall without me having to constantly select each one. I keep thinking I have new eps and realizing its one I used to have but the DVR got rid of.

2006-07-14 08:31:48 · 5 answers · asked by J_Sunstar 2 in TiVO & DVRs

ok i am run out of question and dont know what to ask

any suggestions plzzzz.

2006-07-14 08:31:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

VICTOR ROMERO: It’s a miracle.

GREG PALAST: How did the miracle occur?

VICTOR ROMERO: How did the miracle occur? I don't know.

GREG PALAST: On a computer printout, Dr. Romero showed how the official tallies matched the exit polls, with challenger Lopez Obrador ahead by 2% all night. That is, until the very end, when several precincts came in for the ruling party by 10-to-1, and then 100-to-1, putting their candidate Felipe Calderon over the top, literally in the last minutes. The doctor found that statistically improbable.

VICTOR ROMERO: We reached the point I said, “It’s over.” But then, from 71% ‘til the very end, there was not a single moment in which the difference from one report to the next became bigger.

GREG PALAST: So it didn't change at all. Just was perfect.

VICTOR ROMERO: Perfect, perfect. And so we just couldn't believe it. I mean, it fell -- with 5% to go, it fell one full point.

GREG PALAST: So then, what happened?

VICTOR ROMERO: Another miracle. Statistically, it's a second miracle. But now it is --

GREG PALAST: Well, are you a religious man?

VICTOR ROMERO: I’m not a religious man.

GREG PALAST: So you don't believe in miracles?

VICTOR ROMERO: No, but other people do, so, you know. They say that it works even if you don’t believe in them, so.

GREG PALAST: The results may not seem so miraculous if you take a look at these voter sheets. This is from a district in Guanajuato, which shows that Calderon picked up 192 votes, but Obrador, the challenger, got only 12. And here’s how this miraculous total can be explained. ...

http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/07/12/146201

2006-07-14 08:31:39 · 8 answers · asked by lifelover 4 in Politics

im 5'7..weigh about 145, fair skin, deep curves, nice hips, medium size boobs, nice round big booty, thick toned legs and i use a size 7 in jeans ...honestly what do u think?

2006-07-14 08:31:38 · 18 answers · asked by LoVeLy 3 in Skin & Body

details, I am trying to compare

2006-07-14 08:31:31 · 8 answers · asked by sweettea 3 in Singles & Dating

If Yahoo!answers had been around during your college days, would you have used it to gather material for those painful sociology (or whatever subject that didn't float your boat) essays? Would it have been considered cheating or research? Younger folks should feel free to give your opinions or information about it, too.

2006-07-14 08:31:30 · 10 answers · asked by md_51900 2 in Sociology

I am located in Lagos Nigeria and interseted in getting into catfish farming. I have over an acre of land that is adjacent to a river and am looking to start or partner with like minded individuals who are already involved or looking to start in catfish farming.

2006-07-14 08:31:27 · 4 answers · asked by mudiaga 1 in Environment

its not really bushy but its noticable

2006-07-14 08:31:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2006-07-14 08:31:24 · 14 answers · asked by dt 5 in Diet & Fitness

Dose anyone know of a product or everyday household item that works in an indoor tanning bed?

2006-07-14 08:31:21 · 4 answers · asked by ahpoop1 1 in Skin & Body

My 14 yr old son says he wants to live with his dad (different city) and go to school there now. As his mother, I am crushed because my husband (my son's stepdad) and I have been very good parents. We make sure my son has a spiritual life, we have a wonderful home and friends. But my son's dad is a manipulator deluxe, kind of like Satan himself. Even though he is remarried, and has another child- he cannot let it go that I left him. In appearance, he has moved on- in his mind, this man is very immature. He has had my son in counseling all summer and now my son thinks he wants to stay there. I feel it is wrong for him to stay. I don't care what the law says- 14 or not, my son is a child and lives for the moment, not thinking long term at all- not qualified to make decision for himself. If as his mom, I were a gutter drunk, or doing drugs or abusive to him, I could understand why the job of mother is being taken away. I feel like going there and taking him home. Am I wrong?

2006-07-14 08:31:15 · 11 answers · asked by catarina 4 in Marriage & Divorce

my boyfriend has a 2001 corvette and i want to get him something really cool for it buit i cant take it to go be done because he lives 3 hours away and he will not let me drive it so something i can just buy cna anyone help me with some idea he dont want lights under it what else can i buy like something cool for corvettes?

2006-07-14 08:31:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chevrolet

Does the owner still have the right to take back the property so he can sell it and pay the bank off?

2006-07-14 08:31:11 · 2 answers · asked by Q&A Monster 2 in Renting & Real Estate

I am a 12 yo girl and i enjoy skateboarding,fishing,hunting,singing,dancing,tattoos,& piercings?

2006-07-14 08:31:11 · 16 answers · asked by dorky blonde xoxoxo 1 in Other - Health

shes a great singer!

2006-07-14 08:31:08 · 16 answers · asked by BeeBee 2 in Music

2006-07-14 08:31:04 · 26 answers · asked by Rashad G 3 in Cell Phones & Plans

UGH!!! I'm having the worst PMS!!!! No cramps or anything, I'm just a total B*tch!!!!!!!!!! Yeah I don't even have a question unless you know a cure. I'm just pissy and complaining! :) Join in my bitchyness!!!

2006-07-14 08:31:03 · 6 answers · asked by socalgrrrl05 3 in Women's Health

2006-07-14 08:30:57 · 6 answers · asked by salim069 1 in Religion & Spirituality

im making a movie so who ever wants to be in it can write thier experience reasons i should except you and how old you are and what your name and stuff.

2006-07-14 08:30:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Bill bets Craig $100 that he can predict the score of the hockey game before it starts. Craig agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Craig lose the bet?

2006-07-14 08:30:53 · 23 answers · asked by WTF !!!!!!! 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have an ATI Radeon 9500 graphics card
I want to upgrade my motherboard and processor using this package (see link for morre detail on it) http://www.komplett.co.uk/k/ki.asp?sku=112614&cks=TAF>

Are the two compatable? Is one PCI and the other APG?
Could really use some help on this!

2006-07-14 08:30:53 · 7 answers · asked by Bacteria Boy 4 in Desktops