All categories - 13 July 2006

How to go to heaven

1. Repent and really mean it
2. Tell your friend to kill you
3. Repent for telling him that and really mean it
4. Your friend kills you
5. Your friend repents and really means it
6. Your friend tells his friend to kill him
7. Your friend repents for saying that
8. Your friend's friend kills your friend
9. Your friend's friend repents and really means is so, he goes to heaven too

ALL OF YOU CAN BE HAPPY IN HEAVEN HAVING FUN, RIGHT?

Note: Im an Atheist just having a little fun
My pic http://www.listentocharlie.com

2006-07-13 18:41:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-13 18:41:25 · 24 answers · asked by preacher t 2 in Family

Alright, I've always wanted to it, so someone help me

2006-07-13 18:41:25 · 13 answers · asked by supremeflournoy 2 in Other - Entertainment

Well, I've heard that if you do better in one, the other is harder for you. Some like strict numbers, others shapes. Does this apply to you?

2006-07-13 18:41:22 · 12 answers · asked by myoddthoughtss 2 in Mathematics

When this coding will give "false"

2006-07-13 18:41:17 · 1 answers · asked by sanosh22 1 in Software

I work in an office with 4 other women. We have no dress code...one of the women whom is over 40 wears clothes that are enitrely too young for her and not appropriate for office attire. Most of the time her stomach shows and when she bends over or sits down you can see the crack of her "Butt". She and my boss are friends...this makes it very difficult for the rest of the office assistants to discuss this matter. We are totally embarassed by her clothing and can't understand why she doesn't see that she is making a spectacle of herself! Can anyone out there give me any ideas on how or what I can do to open my bosses eyes to see that this is totally unappropriate without causing an uproar with the rest of the employees.

2006-07-13 18:41:10 · 10 answers · asked by Bluewillow 2 in Etiquette

2006-07-13 18:41:09 · 6 answers · asked by bush_kills_for_god 2 in Religion & Spirituality

My nephew is nineteen. He is a virgin. He has done what all virgins do at that age--try to lie and suppress his frustration and say he doesn't care. I thought that I might get a hooker for him and pay her kind of like an adult actress and treat it like a chance meeting and a one night stand. I know its immoral, but hell, how many uncles can say they bought a hooker for their nephew. I just want him to have his sex realize its good but not worth obsessing over and drop a couple hundred out of caring for my nephew. Is this wrong?

2006-07-13 18:40:58 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

An excess of Calcium nitrate (NO3) was added to 50.0 mL of sodium fluoride, NaF, solution. The mass of the calcium fluoride precipitate, CaF2, produced was 2.93 g. What is the concentration of the Sodium Fluoride solution?
Ca(NO3)(aq) + 2 NaF(aq) ---> CaF2(s) + 2 NaNO3(aq)

2006-07-13 18:40:51 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2006-07-13 18:40:51 · 2 answers · asked by Francine S 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

Crossword help please?

2006-07-13 18:40:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-13 18:40:44 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Religion & Spirituality

okay there is a song with the .." Dolce and Gabbana " .. in it .// first one with it right gets 10 points !!!


P.S. its kinda like pop && hip hop

2006-07-13 18:40:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm smart(I'm not trying to brag.) but I got this from a fortune cookie and don't really get it. I have an idea but am not sure if it's right.

2006-07-13 18:40:35 · 4 answers · asked by Tash 2 in Singles & Dating

in what year?
i paid $200
in 2006

2006-07-13 18:40:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Sometimes nothing satisfies me.

2006-07-13 18:40:25 · 5 answers · asked by TheMagicWand 2 in Marriage & Divorce

My pair of mated angelfish laid eggs about a week ago and some of the eggs hatched, i seen the fry wiggling on the bottom of my tank about 4-5 days after they were laid and oneday i looked in the tank and didn't see any fry so i pulled out a piece of slate that was laying on the bottom of the tank to see if the fry was trapped under it and as i was looking closely i seen little tiny worm things crawing on the bottom and sides of the tank. I had been crumbling up some angelfish food int tiny pieces so they could eat until i could get them some brine shrimp.Could that be the reason for the little white worms?

2006-07-13 18:40:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

2006-07-13 18:40:18 · 2 answers · asked by Shahjee 1 in Software

Just kidding it's not about Iraq.
Does anyone know the UIC (unit identification code) for the 1st SFOD-D?

2006-07-13 18:40:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Don't people realize that celebrities can afford trainers, healthier foods, gym costs, etc., so it's nothing for them to lose weight fast??

2006-07-13 18:39:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-13 18:39:52 · 15 answers · asked by Smooth 2 in Polls & Surveys

In the state of KS, are there proximity laws for registered sex offenders, like the can't live within 1000 ft of places where children gather (daycares, public parks, churches, ect)? Any loitering laws? I have been searching for two weeks and well as contacted the KBI with no results! Thanks!

2006-07-13 18:39:38 · 5 answers · asked by Adriene 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

2006-07-13 18:39:31 · 21 answers · asked by nativeamericantay 3 in Singles & Dating

CAn you help me gegt past smartfilter?

2006-07-13 18:39:31 · 4 answers · asked by kityjane2 3 in Internet

2006-07-13 18:39:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

ok here is the deal..i was running to my house cuz it was time for dinner, and are grass is very tall and i couldnt see the crack in the drive way, and i think u know what happens next...well i hurt a lot, to the point were i was crying hystericly! but i knew it wasnt broken, and my parents said to put ice on it and relax for a while! and i did. and the pain stopped. i didnt go to the doctor at this point, but i dont know if i was crazy or what but i think i have this lunp on that foot! everything was cured until gym class, we had and obsticle course and i had to jump off something and it was about 2 or 3 feet! and i landed on my feet and the foot i had recently "sprained" started hurting like crazy. my first injury was in january and i am having problems with both of them alot! it is weird cuz it would hurt for like 2 weeks them just stop for some reason and then come back in 2 weeks! oh, and i went to the doctor and the doctor said the problem was the bottem of my foot,continued>>>>>

2006-07-13 18:39:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

When atoms get colder or are frozen the atoms move it closer to one another, so why is it that ice expands when the atoms are supposed to move it closer to eachother?

2006-07-13 18:39:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education