How to go to heaven
1. Repent and really mean it
2. Tell your friend to kill you
3. Repent for telling him that and really mean it
4. Your friend kills you
5. Your friend repents and really means it
6. Your friend tells his friend to kill him
7. Your friend repents for saying that
8. Your friend's friend kills your friend
9. Your friend's friend repents and really means is so, he goes to heaven too
ALL OF YOU CAN BE HAPPY IN HEAVEN HAVING FUN, RIGHT?
Note: Im an Atheist just having a little fun
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2006-07-13 18:41:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
it is the only way to get in to heaven. not only that the transformed way of living on the earth also.
2006-07-13 18:44:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a Christian and to be honest with you that is silly but per the Bible it would be the only way to heaven. If you repent and really mean it and let a day go by you could have sinned during that day, so it needs to be done right away. Of course in repenting Christ must be accepted as your personal Lord and Savior.
2006-07-14 01:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by Johnny W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of the people answering missed your point completely. You could almost here the *whoosh* sound as it went over their heads.
Your point is well taken. According to a strict interpretation of the Bible, and assuming that you have accepted Jesus etc. etc., then YES. You can basically do ANYTHING, and cause other people to do ANYTHING as long as you 'repent' properly afterwords. And YES, this is just one of the many, many flaws in the entire fundamentalist concept. Does it bother them? No. It should bother ANY thinking adults, but big surprise, they are immune to the analytical ability that God gave grapes.
2006-07-14 02:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Charlie,
Nice to know you.
It is absolutely wrong, to say Christians is the way to get to heaven.
Christians can not make people go to heaven
All religion can not give you the ticket to heaven
God is the owner of heaven, if He doesn't give the ticket to the people, nobody can trespass.
God authorized His Son, Jesus the Christ to be the mediator between people and God
He is the only way for people to go to heaven. No others, trust me, and trust God
cheers,
saved christian
2006-07-14 01:52:45 · answer #4 · answered by ooowen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, I think that many people who aren't Christians may not be able to see the beauty of knowing God. I am praying right now that God touches your heart and that He shows you that He loves you, no matter what you write or what you think of others who believe. Even if you have never heard or seen what God can do, He can give you a peace that youve never known before. Go to notreligion.com to learn how to have eternal life.
2006-07-14 01:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, you have to Repent, then be baptised in the name of the FATHER, SON, and HOLY SPIRIT.
You must lead a good Christian life. Upholding all the commandments. Helping your neighbors, and sacraficing as much as possible for those who are in need...
Your silliness shows that you arent a Christian, and I hold nothing against you...
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-07-14 01:46:41 · answer #6 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is not the way, where did you hear that? Jesus Christ is the way, the truth and the life. No one goes to the Father but through Him. There's nothing to do with killing people.
2006-07-14 01:47:17 · answer #7 · answered by stpolycarp77 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's definately not THE way
possibly A way
but its pretty far fetched- good imagination, you should write fiction
2006-07-14 01:45:23 · answer #8 · answered by bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, it's not near that complex but good effort. Simply put; In Jesus you must accept, believe, and receive .
2006-07-14 01:54:55 · answer #9 · answered by foxray43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't tempt the Lord thy God." You can't play with God and expect to win. Why are you an atheist?
2006-07-14 01:49:53 · answer #10 · answered by Marcia S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋